RUTHLESS NFL PICK-OFF: WEEK TWO

Our guide to picking week 2 of the NFL season.

KICKBOXER 4: THE AGGRESSOR

Mitchell is in prison for doing his job too well, set up by his enemy: The System.

THE 9/12/09 TAXPAYER MARCH ON WASHINGTON

Our very own Doctor Long attended the protest and chronicles it in the style of an 80’s Action movie.

RUTHLESS NFL PICK-OFF: WEEK ONE

Ruthless kicks off the NFL season with the start of our annual against-the-spread pick competition, and by annual, we mean we did it once 4 years ago and are trying it again this year.

FOOTLOOSE

80’s Dance Action

VISIONEERS

Galifianakis is utterly wasted in this indie cliché-fest.

FUNNY PEOPLE

What the fuck is this shit?

RANCID: LET THE DOMINOES FALL

To this particular critic, now in his mid-30’s and listening to like six new records a year, LTDF is a helluva solid comeback.

POINT BREAK

You’re cold because all of the blood is running out of your body, Roach. You’re gonna be dead soon. I hope it was worth it.

REQUIEM FOR STEVE McNAIR

You know that unattainable beauty you see at your office every day? She’s an afternoon snack for a pro quarterback, so you can understand why McNair had to beat them off with his prodigious and oft-used member before ending up involved with a delusional club trollop who was looking for a sugar daddy.