THE 10 MOST AWESOME 80s ACTION DEATHS

Impaled, eviscerated, immolated, defenestrated, dismembered, decapitated, fustigated, detonated … injected with sperm. We’re like Gilbert and Sullivan over here.

IN THE SHADOW OF THE MOON

When you think about it, it is pretty amazing. Ron Howard contributed to something worthwhile. Also, we went to the moon.

HARD TARGET

Van Damme and a Jheri curl mullet directed by John Woo.

DICK’S DECADE OF SPORTS

The sports stories of the decade.

RUTHLESS NFL PICK-OFF: WEEK SIXTEEN

Week 16 picks.

RUTHLESS NFL PICK-OFF: WEEK FIFTEEN

Can Sax manage to dip 10 games below .500? Probably.

UNDEFEATABLE

The story of Stingray, a cage fighter who likes fighting, but loves marital rape. In fact, Stingray is so into his redheaded wife that when he rapes her, he actually thinks of the black guy he just hammered in the ring

RUTHLESS NFL PICK-OFF: WEEK THIRTEEN

NFL Picks.

RUTHLESS NFL PICK-OFF: WEEK TWELVE

Dick clawed his way back to .500 last week, so now only one of us is losing. Oh wait, if we were betting actual money, we’d all be losing because of the vig! Good times, everybody.

ANDRE AGASSI IS MY NEW HERO

Agassi has become a giant in the sporting world for being the one thing athletes are never expected to be: honest.