2007 Football Awards
BARRY BONDS IS MY PERSONAL HERO
June 9, 2007 by
I don’t root for Barry Bonds because I like him; I root for him because I admire him.
$600 MILLION FOR WHAT?
April 3, 2007 by
The irony in all of this is that every Saturday afternoon in the fall, Los Angeles tells the NFL to go fuck itself.
MARK MCGWIRE GOT FUCKED
January 11, 2007 by
However, the very scribes and arbiters of greatness who praised McGwire not 10 years ago for helping to save…
SAWING PIGS APART
December 9, 2006 by
There’s no way that accepting a job on the Ham Line at Tyson’s Meats reports a life of success.
HEY TOOTHLESSBERGER, TAKE A FUCKING BREAK
October 31, 2006 by
Ben Roethlisberger, You’re the man in Pittsburgh. Women wielding cheese fries and Iron City Beer want fuck you in their front yards.
FUCK TONY DUNGY, PART DEUX
October 11, 2006 by
Generally speaking, Jesus freaks love publicity. They take to it like gay guys at the club take to amyl-nitrates, cocaine and anonymous sex in the bathroom.
FUCK THE NFL DRAFT
August 15, 2006 by
Teams like the Lions, Texans, Vikings, Rams and Bills consistently fuck up their drafts because they think they have some magical ability to see something on film that no one else sees.
FUCK TONY DUNGY
March 7, 2006 by
“There are three F’s in Dungy’s life: his faith, his family and then football in that order.”
