Impaled, eviscerated, immolated, defenestrated, dismembered, decapitated, fustigated, detonated … injected with sperm. We’re like Gilbert and Sullivan over here.
IN THE SHADOW OF THE MOON
When you think about it, it is pretty amazing. Ron Howard contributed to something worthwhile. Also, we went to the moon.
RUTHLESS NFL PICK-OFF: WEEK FIFTEEN
Can Sax manage to dip 10 games below .500? Probably.
UNDEFEATABLE
The story of Stingray, a cage fighter who likes fighting, but loves marital rape. In fact, Stingray is so into his redheaded wife that when he rapes her, he actually thinks of the black guy he just hammered in the ring
RUTHLESS NFL PICK-OFF: WEEK TWELVE
Dick clawed his way back to .500 last week, so now only one of us is losing. Oh wait, if we were betting actual money, we’d all be losing because of the vig! Good times, everybody.
ANDRE AGASSI IS MY NEW HERO
Agassi has become a giant in the sporting world for being the one thing athletes are never expected to be: honest.