Impaled, eviscerated, immolated, defenestrated, dismembered, decapitated, fustigated, detonated … injected with sperm. We’re like Gilbert and Sullivan over here.
When you think about it, it is pretty amazing. Ron Howard contributed to something worthwhile. Also, we went to the moon.
Van Damme and a Jheri curl mullet directed by John Woo.
The sports stories of the decade.
Week 16 picks.
Can Sax manage to dip 10 games below .500? Probably.
The story of Stingray, a cage fighter who likes fighting, but loves marital rape. In fact, Stingray is so into his redheaded wife that when he rapes her, he actually thinks of the black guy he just hammered in the ring
Dick clawed his way back to .500 last week, so now only one of us is losing. Oh wait, if we were betting actual money, we’d all be losing because of the vig! Good times, everybody.
Agassi has become a giant in the sporting world for being the one thing athletes are never expected to be: honest.