Can the premise even be articulated? Sort of. Mix Robocop with The Terminator and cast the robot with a big bald fucker that looks like Steve Wilkos. Add a real life kickboxer Don “The Dragon” Wilson as a human who is targeted by the Steve Wilkos which is controlled by his former employers (a senator […]
IN THE NAME OF THE KING
April 5, 2009 by
Uwe Boll is truly a magical and fascinating creature. He’s like a cross between Ed Wood and Post-Blackjack John Woo, and he’s so pissed off by his reputation that he’s actually kickboxed his detractors. It’s cocksmanship of the most edgy from a man who is clearly out of his element and mind. Uwe Boll’s problem […]
Glenn Beck: Conservative Bawl Boy
March 1, 2009 by
As we second guess ourselves through Obama’s first 100 days, conservatives are falling all over one another swearing allegiance to their dying cause. Assuring themselves that by sticking to their dogmatic worldview and neocon principles they’ll recapture the hearts and minds of the American people and win the next election. Most of us know that […]
The Ballad of Michael Owen
February 23, 2009 by
How England’s most prolific goalscorer for a generation ended the 2008/09 season looking like he was ready for the scrap yard.
Kick Me – Adventures in Adolescence
February 23, 2009 by
Growing up hurts, as proved here by the adolescent memoirs of the creator of TV’s finest teen drama, Freaks And Geeks.
Let The Right One In
February 23, 2009 by
If you want to hear a story told two different ways, read the book and watch the movie.
