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Forgetting Sarah Marshall
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Read more: Forgetting Sarah MarshallI was hooting and roaring uncontrollably with an audience that looked like the focus group set up for the new Big Lots ad campaign.
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Irreversible
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Read more: IrreversibleHow much of the film is art and how much is some Euro realizing he can make a name for himself by throwing a couple of schlongs on the screen?
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Blade II
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Read more: Blade IIBlade II is what Charlie’s Angels should have been. Let’s run through the ingredients for a good, stupid movie.
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Four Key Questions at the heart of Hail, Caesar!
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Read more: Four Key Questions at the heart of Hail, Caesar!The rest of the country may be confused, but you don’t have to be. Ethan and Joel Coen have released an elegant, masterful, gorgeous, kaleidoscopic, fractal comedic work of unmatched excellence, and nobody knows it (yet). With a movie-going public stymied by an acute case of misaligned expectations, and another entry in the Marvel franchise…
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Sicario
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Read more: SicarioTagline: The border is just another line to cross. Entire Story In Fewer Words Than Are In This Sentence: Shady interagency task force prosecutes the War On Drugs. Corpse Count: Myriad. What else would one expect from a study of Juarez and the cartel violence it exports? In the first scene, Denis Villeneuve reveals he…
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Ant-Man
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Read more: Ant-ManA customer enters a Baskin-Robbins. Baskin-Robbins’s menu is all the same stuff – globs of frozen sugar presented in different colors. The customer orders a hamburger or something. The cashier is confused. The customer gazes at the menu as he inquires about some other cooked item. The employee is baffled that a customer fails to…
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Kung Fury
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Read more: Kung FuryTagline: A homage and love letter to the 80s, brought to you by KickStarter. Entire Story In Fewer Words Than Are In This Sentence: Kung Fu renegade cop time-travels to kill Hitler. Homoeroticism: Our protagonist’s introduction: True, he does immediately leave his sexy ladyfriend to go drive his ridiculous sports car and shoot his gun,…
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Best Episode Ever: The A-Team – Labor Pains.
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Read more: Best Episode Ever: The A-Team – Labor Pains.The A-Team are union agitators who shoot capitalist stooges with heads of cabbage.
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Mad Max: Fury Road Review
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Read more: Mad Max: Fury Road ReviewMad Max: Fury Road Review Mad Max: Fury Road arrives in cinemas to extinguish the fire of stratospheric expectations, and it does so with gasoline. It is a tale told by a genius, full of sound and other stuff, signifying everything. It is an unprecedentedly satisfying realization of our collective projections about what belongs in…
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Top 10 Observations About Avengers 2
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Read more: Top 10 Observations About Avengers 2Bow And Arrow Man Explains It All.