Kick Me – Adventures in Adolescence

Growing up hurts, as proved here by the adolescent memoirs of the creator of TV’s finest teen drama, Freaks And Geeks.

Broadcast News

As TV gets dumber, so does its audience.

Let The Right One In

If you want to hear a story told two different ways, read the book and watch the movie.

BEST OF THE BEST 2

You Will Eat, Sleep and Shit Sequels.

From Russia With Love: Bond Brief

Gypsy women file their nails down to sharp points, anticipating matrimonial combat. Bond’s breakfast: green figs, yogurt, coffee: very black. A cluster of operatives watch Bond have sex….

KICKBOXER 3: THE ART OF WAR

This is a film where the hero kickboxer wears red overalls with nothing else underneath.

THE ABCS OF HARD DRUGS

You’ve stolen cars and held pistols to heads but now you’re groveling to an abusive counselor regarding a sleeve of Fig Newtons…

SARAH PALIN WATCH: ADDICTED TO CHILDREN

Only someone stupid enough to name a child ‘Track’ would name another child ‘Trig’

YOU’RE JUST JEALOUS OF MANNY RAMIREZ

He cold-cocked a deserving Kevin Youkalis, wouldn’t kneel before Peter Gammons, refused to do publicity shots with retarded kids…

THE RECRUITER

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