From Russia With Love: Bond Brief

Gypsy women file their nails down to sharp points, anticipating matrimonial combat. Bond’s breakfast: green figs, yogurt, coffee: very black. A cluster of operatives watch Bond have sex….

KICKBOXER 3: THE ART OF WAR

This is a film where the hero kickboxer wears red overalls with nothing else underneath.

THE ABCS OF HARD DRUGS

You’ve stolen cars and held pistols to heads but now you’re groveling to an abusive counselor regarding a sleeve of Fig Newtons…

SARAH PALIN WATCH: ADDICTED TO CHILDREN

Only someone stupid enough to name a child ‘Track’ would name another child ‘Trig’

YOU’RE JUST JEALOUS OF MANNY RAMIREZ

He cold-cocked a deserving Kevin Youkalis, wouldn’t kneel before Peter Gammons, refused to do publicity shots with retarded kids…

THE RECRUITER

Semper Fail

HARD TIMES AT DOUGLASS HIGH

Welcome to Frederick Douglass High School, the second oldest black school of its kind in the United States.

THE OUTSIDERS

In the pantheon of great Francis Ford Coppola films, The Outsiders stands firmly above the rest.

SLASH

Drugs and Fuckin’

AUTOPSY REPORT THE NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS

When it came down to it, it really was everyone else against the Patriots.