THE RECRUITER

Semper Fail

HARD TIMES AT DOUGLASS HIGH

Welcome to Frederick Douglass High School, the second oldest black school of its kind in the United States.

THE OUTSIDERS

In the pantheon of great Francis Ford Coppola films, The Outsiders stands firmly above the rest.

SLASH

Drugs and Fuckin’

AUTOPSY REPORT THE NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS

When it came down to it, it really was everyone else against the Patriots.

FUCK RON PAUL

Paul’s libertarians have promised themselves a wonderland where people are untaxed, welfare is minimal and the King of England stays out of your face.

I CUNT – ALEX RODRIGUEZ

When Alex Rodriguez signed his $252-million contract with Texas morons across America claimed that it would be the end of baseball.

THE COCK ALSO RISES II: COMING ON CONEY

Coney Island would make a perfect home for the cock. The place is a snapshot of a ghost world slowly being dismantled and left on the trash heap of American culture.

THE OFFICIAL RUTHLESS 2007 NFC PREVIEW

Joe Gibbs should just take the cross out of his ass because prayer and relying on Mark Brunell got him jack shit.

THE OFFICIAL RUTHLESS 2007 AFC PREVIEW

AFC East – Home of Your Probable Super Bowl Champion.