Gypsy women file their nails down to sharp points, anticipating matrimonial combat. Bond’s breakfast: green figs, yogurt, coffee: very black. A cluster of operatives watch Bond have sex….
KICKBOXER 3: THE ART OF WAR
This is a film where the hero kickboxer wears red overalls with nothing else underneath.
THE ABCS OF HARD DRUGS
You’ve stolen cars and held pistols to heads but now you’re groveling to an abusive counselor regarding a sleeve of Fig Newtons…
SARAH PALIN WATCH: ADDICTED TO CHILDREN
Only someone stupid enough to name a child ‘Track’ would name another child ‘Trig’
YOU’RE JUST JEALOUS OF MANNY RAMIREZ
He cold-cocked a deserving Kevin Youkalis, wouldn’t kneel before Peter Gammons, refused to do publicity shots with retarded kids…
HARD TIMES AT DOUGLASS HIGH
Welcome to Frederick Douglass High School, the second oldest black school of its kind in the United States.
THE OUTSIDERS
In the pantheon of great Francis Ford Coppola films, The Outsiders stands firmly above the rest.
AUTOPSY REPORT THE NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS
When it came down to it, it really was everyone else against the Patriots.