I don’t root for Barry Bonds because I like him; I root for him because I admire him.
BARRY BONDS IS MY PERSONAL HERO
$600 MILLION FOR WHAT?
The irony in all of this is that every Saturday afternoon in the fall, Los Angeles tells the NFL to go fuck itself.
MARK MCGWIRE GOT FUCKED
However, the very scribes and arbiters of greatness who praised McGwire not 10 years ago for helping to save…
SAWING PIGS APART
Thereís no way that accepting a job on the Ham Line at Tysonís Meats reports a life of success.
HEY TOOTHLESSBERGER, TAKE A FUCKING BREAK
Ben Roethlisberger, Youíre the man in Pittsburgh. Women wielding cheese fries and Iron City Beer want fuck you in their front yards.
FUCK TONY DUNGY, PART DEUX
Generally speaking, Jesus freaks love publicity. They take to it like gay guys at the club take to amyl-nitrates, cocaine and anonymous sex in the bathroom.
FUCK THE NFL DRAFT
Teams like the Lions, Texans, Vikings, Rams and Bills consistently fuck up their drafts because they think they have some magical ability to see something on film that no one else sees.
FUCK TONY DUNGY
“There are three F’s in Dungy’s life: his faith, his family and then football in that order.”
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