FUCK RON PAUL

Paul’s libertarians have promised themselves a wonderland where people are untaxed, welfare is minimal and the King of England stays out of your face.

I CUNT – ALEX RODRIGUEZ

When Alex Rodriguez signed his $252-million contract with Texas morons across America claimed that it would be the end of baseball.

THE COCK ALSO RISES II: COMING ON CONEY

Coney Island would make a perfect home for the cock. The place is a snapshot of a ghost world slowly being dismantled and left on the trash heap of American culture.

THE OFFICIAL RUTHLESS 2007 NFC PREVIEW

Joe Gibbs should just take the cross out of his ass because prayer and relying on Mark Brunell got him jack shit.

THE OFFICIAL RUTHLESS 2007 AFC PREVIEW

AFC East – Home of Your Probable Super Bowl Champion.

THE COCK ALSO RISES

So, where do you take a 3-foot-tall wooden cock? Anywhere you want, right? I thought so, but itís not that easy.

The Ruthless Football Awards 2007

2007 Football Awards

QUIET RIOT – IOWA STATE FAIR

QR had all the answers I needed. Fuck my times tables

BARRY BONDS IS MY PERSONAL HERO

I don’t root for Barry Bonds because I like him; I root for him because I admire him.

$600 MILLION FOR WHAT?

The irony in all of this is that every Saturday afternoon in the fall, Los Angeles tells the NFL to go fuck itself.