Paul’s libertarians have promised themselves a wonderland where people are untaxed, welfare is minimal and the King of England stays out of your face.
When Alex Rodriguez signed his $252-million contract with Texas morons across America claimed that it would be the end of baseball.
Coney Island would make a perfect home for the cock. The place is a snapshot of a ghost world slowly being dismantled and left on the trash heap of American culture.
Joe Gibbs should just take the cross out of his ass because prayer and relying on Mark Brunell got him jack shit.
AFC East – Home of Your Probable Super Bowl Champion.
So, where do you take a 3-foot-tall wooden cock? Anywhere you want, right? I thought so, but itís not that easy.
2007 Football Awards
QR had all the answers I needed. Fuck my times tables
I don’t root for Barry Bonds because I like him; I root for him because I admire him.
The irony in all of this is that every Saturday afternoon in the fall, Los Angeles tells the NFL to go fuck itself.