MARK MCGWIRE GOT FUCKED

However, the very scribes and arbiters of greatness who praised McGwire not 10 years ago for helping to save…

SAWING PIGS APART

There’s no way that accepting a job on the Ham Line at Tyson’s Meats reports a life of success.

HEY TOOTHLESSBERGER, TAKE A FUCKING BREAK

Ben Roethlisberger, You’re the man in Pittsburgh. Women wielding cheese fries and Iron City Beer want fuck you in their front yards.

FUCK TONY DUNGY, PART DEUX

Generally speaking, Jesus freaks love publicity. They take to it like gay guys at the club take to amyl-nitrates, cocaine and anonymous sex in the bathroom.

FUCK THE NFL DRAFT

Teams like the Lions, Texans, Vikings, Rams and Bills consistently fuck up their drafts because they think they have some magical ability to see something on film that no one else sees.

FUCK TONY DUNGY

“There are three F’s in Dungy’s life: his faith, his family and then football in that order.”

UNIVERSAL SOLDIER

Released: 1992 Jimmy–Mike from Hobart’s Big Brother–tries his hand… Tagline: The Future Has a Bad Attitude. Entire Story In Fewer Words Than Are In This Sentence: Ghosts of Vietnam are no match for Belgian ass. Homoeroticism: Well, to be honest, I was initially confused by the early appearance of the female lead. Shes a tough-talking, […]