John Wick Review

Film Title

John Wick

Synopsis

In an interview with Entertainment Weekly, the director stated that this film has a body count of 84.

Director

Chad Stahelski

Cast

Keanu Reeves
Michael Nyqvist
Willem Dafoe
Ian McShane
Adrianne Palicki
Lance Reddick
John Leguizamo
Dean Winters

Movie of the Year.

William Shatner’s TekWar: The Game

Everything about TekWar!

Jingle All The Way 2 Review

Film Title

Jingle All The Way 2

Synopsis

No, this is real!

Director

Alex Zamm

Cast

Larry the Cable Guy
Brian Stepanek
Santino Marella
Kennedi Clements
Kirsten Robek

WHAT?

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990) Review

Film Title

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)

Synopsis

An actual Ninja Turtles movie.

Director

Steve Barron

Cast

Judith Hoag
Elias Koteas
The TMNT
Splinter
Shredder
Domino's Pizza

Turtles that possess Power.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014) Review

Film Title

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)

Synopsis

I am old.

Director

Jonathan Liebesman

Cast

Megan Fox
Will Arnett
William Fichtner
The TMNT
Splinter
Shredder
Karai
Teal
Orange

Under the Orange, White, and Teal.

Hercules (2014) Review

Film Title

Hercules (2014)

Synopsis

The Real Story, bro!

Director

Brett Ratner

Cast

Dwayne Johnson
Ian McShane
John Hurt
Rufus Sewell
Aksel Hennie
Ingrid Bolso Berdal
Reece Ritchie

The Rock: 1. Horses: 0.

Make Your Move Review

Film Title

Make Your Move

Synopsis

The Rhythm Nation falls. Or rises. It does something, at least.

Director

Duane Adler

Cast

Derek Hough
BoA
Will Yun Lee
Wesley Jonathan
Izabella Miko
Jefferson Brown

Dancing, etc.

Lucy: Scarlet Johansson’s Vagina Shall Envelop Us All

Film Title

Lucy

Synopsis

Christ alive!

Director

Luc Besson

Cast

Scarlet Johansson
Morgan Freeman
Cerebral Capacity
Taipei

Scarlett Johansson and the Cerebral Capacities! Live at Casino Morongo!

Transformers: Age of Extinction Review

Film Title

Transformers: Age of Extinction

Synopsis

Boring.

Director

Michael Bay

Cast

Marky Mark
Stanley Tucci
Kelsey Grammer
Nicola Peltz
Li Bing Bing
Sophia Myles
Peter Cullen

KABOOM!

Coherence Review

Film Title

Coherence

Synopsis

I’d like to see her inner product space, am I right guys?

Director

James Ward Byrkit

Cast

Emily Foxler
Maury Sterling
Nicholas Brendon
Lorene Scafaria
Elizabeth Gracen
Hugo Armstrong
Alex Manugian
Lauren Maher

Far out, man.