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Triumph of the Will(y).

10 OF THE WORLD’S LEAST ENVIABLE CELEBS

Now that I’m badly incontinent, perhaps I should stop wearing spandex…

DARKON

Before I even begin to insult the participants in Darkon by giving them verbal swirlies and literary locker-stuffings, I must digress for a moment and recognize how tragic this whole thing is.

TEN RICH, POWERFUL CELEBRITIES WE WOULDN’T TRADE PLACES WITH

Celebrity has beaten the shit out of any other quality to which a person might aspire in our society. You get money, you get deference and you get to contaminate the most rarified and pristine portion of the gene pool with your seed or eggy-weggs. To calibrate your sensitivities, I l guarantee you that Puck […]

HACKWATCH: UGLY CELEB HUSBANDS

Please stop, because you’ve somehow made K-Fed walk taller in my mind.