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10 OF THE WORLD’S LEAST ENVIABLE CELEBS

Now that I’m badly incontinent, perhaps I should stop wearing spandex…

By Wax: February 28, 2007
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DARKON

Before I even begin to insult the participants in Darkon by giving them verbal swirlies and literary locker-stuffings, I must digress for a moment and recognize how tragic this whole thing is.

By Wax: January 31, 2007
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TEN RICH, POWERFUL CELEBRITIES WE WOULDN’T TRADE PLACES WITH

Celebrity has beaten the shit out of any other quality to which a person might aspire in our society. You ...
By Wax: December 18, 2006
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HACKATCH: UGLY CELEB HUSBANDS

Please stop, because you’ve somehow made K-Fed walk taller in my mind.

By Wax: June 21, 2006