Dude, with great, like power, brah, comes, you know, stuff.

The greatest generation deserved that flaming bag of dogshit.

Revenge of the Eisenhower Era filtered through remedial film school.

Misery, desperation, and crime are welcome here.

Don’t strangle me to death with your thighs, or torture me by sitting on my face. Anything but that.

So bad that you root for the Nazis.

As Hollywood grinds down its stars, this movie chips away at your sanity.

This is why innocence must be assumed unless there is damn good reason to the contrary.

But Aquaman, you cannot marry a woman without gills.

Muppets fucking rule.