Exuberant gay sex.

This just in: our government is corrupt.

We agree to the lie because it’s more fun that way.

Dude, with great, like power, brah, comes, you know, stuff.

The greatest generation deserved that flaming bag of dogshit.

Revenge of the Eisenhower Era filtered through remedial film school.

Misery, desperation, and crime are welcome here.

Don’t strangle me to death with your thighs, or torture me by sitting on my face. Anything but that.

So bad that you root for the Nazis.