SAVAGE INTRUDER

As Hollywood grinds down its stars, this movie chips away at your sanity.

PARADISE LOST 3: PURGATORY

This is why innocence must be assumed unless there is damn good reason to the contrary.

DEEP SPACE NINE: PART 1, SISKO, MADNESS AND THE FERENGI

But Aquaman, you cannot marry a woman without gills.

ALEX’S TEN (PLUS ONE) BEST OF 2011

Muppets fucking rule.

THE MUPPETS

Welcome back.

THE MUPPET MOVIE (1979)

The Electric Mayhem shows us that drugs make better musicians. Kermit shows us that failure is a part of success. Piggy shows us that women…

TWILIGHT SAGA: BREAKING DAWN PART 1

That wasn’t in the books at all. From what I understand, Stephanie Meyer wrote that Jacob stuck his dick in Bella, letting the baby bite the head and suck some blood out for nutrients.

IT ALL STARTS TODAY

The war on everything that corrodes our society will always be one of attrition.

THE PRINCESS OF MONTPENSIER

Passion will destroy us all.

LIFE, ABOVE ALL

The gates are opening.