FLIC STORY

Delon is a pretty motherfucker.

COP AND A HALF

Burt Reynolds is a murdering sociopath pederast with a case of jungle fever, but his real flaw is that he’s a cop.

THE FUTURE – Take The Miranda July Quiz!

Thank God for Miranda July

INSIDE POOP: L. RON MEXICO ACTUALLY WORKS AT A SEWAGE TREATMENT FACILITY

Here, our turds have become one. On a unified, peaceful accord. Insulated selfhood gives way into innate, homogenized harmony.

HORRIBLE BOSSES

Not horrible. Also, it’s possible to read way too much into it.

TALKIN’ ROLLER DERBY

If women, inferior to men in almost every physical aspect, could skate that fast, hit that hard, or could dust themselves off after taking a nasty tumble, what was I capable of? Imagine my own potential!

INDIANA JONES AND THE TEMPLE OF DOOM

Back in the 1980’s, Google didn’t exist; therefore, nobody knew the truth about anything.

FOLLOW US ON TWITTER

We’ve Capitulated! – 80’s Action stuff, forum jokes, retarded internet shit and of course, only the most extreme gay pornography.

WAITING FOR SUPERMAN: DEBUNKING ONE OF THE WORST FILMS EVER MADE

A free education is not an opportunity of which you take advantage. Rather, itís an entitlement that should be bestowed upon you, with no effort on your part, even if you actively resist it. The truth is that teachers…

FAST FIVE

A film hasnít affected me this much since I beat up all those women after watching Million Dollar Baby.