HARD KNOCKS – NY JETS

Be true to our selves and let’s beat this team’s ass.

LOUIE

I was laughing out loud for minutes when Louis was sedated at the Dentist’s and had this vision while the doctor was face raping him.

BIG MONEY RUSTLAS

Writing a review of an ICP movie, which is obviously a representation of the world of Juggalos, is like writing a review of sombody’s asshole. Say, the asshole of a co-worker…

THE EXPENDABLES

Chose Your Weapon.

20 BEST FILMS OF THE DECADE: PART 2

Jim Carrey, French guys, Korean guys… who made the decade’s best film?

UNIVERSAL SOLDIER: REGENERATION

Reanimated. Rearmed. The Ultimate Rematch.

THE 10 MOST AWESOME 80s ACTION DEATHS

Impaled, eviscerated, immolated, defenestrated, dismembered, decapitated, fustigated, detonated … injected with sperm. We’re like Gilbert and Sullivan over here.

From Russia With Love: Bond Brief

Gypsy women file their nails down to sharp points, anticipating matrimonial combat. Bond’s breakfast: green figs, yogurt, coffee: very black. A cluster of operatives watch Bond have sex….