The ABC’s of Christmas (2017)

The ABC’s OF CHRISTMAS (2017) Alcohol– Face it, whether it be the vilest Kosher Wine, Grandmas 90 proof eggnog or just the familiar handle of Jack Daniels, you cannot get through this period without it. Besides, its the biggest holiday of the year, so you can get hammered with a minimum of repercussions. Raise a […]

My Top 10 Favorite Christmas Movies

My Top 10 Favorite Christmas Movies Coopers Christmas– This movie is nowhere near one of the best Christmas Movies made, but it may very well be the naughtiest. The only reasonable way that I can describe this VHS film is the joy that a dog incurs when it eats its own vomit. Yes, it is […]

The Ten Worst Christmas Movies

I hope that most of you have seen my initial The Bottom Ten Worst Christmas Movies Ever that I entered a couple of days ago. This list will include 10 unique movies, but A Meowy Christmas will still take its rightful place. Some Christmas Movies are awful, but watchable because of their camp intrigue. The […]

The Man Who Invented Christmas

Film Title

The Man Who Invented Christmas

Synopsis

A movie about the making of the greatest Christmas book ever written



Cast

Dan Stevens
Christopher Plummer
Johathan Pryce
Morfydd Clark
Justin Edwards
Annette Badland
Simon Callow
Valeria Bandino

The Man Who Invented Christmas It is no secret that I love to review Christmas Movies. I am especially fond of the Charles Dickens timeless classic A Christmas Carol, and have watched and reviewed most of the renditions. The Man Who Invented Christmas is not just another version of the Scrooge tale, but an actual […]

A Meowy Christmas (2017)

Film Title

A Meowy Christmas (2017)

Synopsis

Probably the worst Christmas Movie ever made

Director

Steve Rudzinski

Cast

Steve Rudzinski
Aleen Isley
Amie Wren
Aaron Fletchersmith
Renee DiAlesandro
David Hubbard
Aaron J. Bellstein

I think I’ve finally reached the bottom of the pile, the very worst Christmas Movie imaginable. I present, A Meowy Christmas (2017). This movie is about two animals, Ms. Whiskers and Chuckie, and their owner, an incompetent Detective Wally Griswold. These animals are a cat and a mouse whose mouths do not move and there […]

A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas

Film Title

A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas

Synopsis

A very stupid and needless 3D Christmas movie

Director

Todd Strauss-Schulson

Cast

Kal Penn
John Cho
Danny Trejo
Kenneth Park
A Wafflebot

A VERY HAROLD & KUMAR 3D CHRISTMAS When this movie isn’t being gross with the bodily fluid humor, or disturbing near-rape scene, (just does NOT belong in this kind of movie) it can be funny even when it is being oh, so very wrong. Oh, and a toddler gets stoned, dusted with cocaine and takes […]

THE TOP 10 CHRISTMAS MOVIE CHARACTERS

“Mankind was my business!” -Jacob Marley Also, Please check out all of our always respectful and reverent Christmas Reviews here. The Christmas season has wound down and the reflection begins. We all have our favorite Christmas movie classics, but what about some of those memorable and Ruthless characters that made the movies what they are? […]

Christmas Evil (1980)

Film Title

Christmas Evil (1980)

Synopsis

Traumatized at Christmas as a young boy, this Toy Factory worker slowly loses his mind and becomes a very creepy Christmas stalker and killer.

Director

Lewis Jackson

Cast

Brandon Maggart
Jeffery DeMunn
Dianne Hull
Gus Salud
Ellen McElduff

Christmas Evil (1980) was originally titled “You Better Watch Out”. [You can watch it on YouTube] If you are ever in the mood for a really depressingly wonderful Christmas Movie, look no further than Christmas Evil. This movie was originally billed as a routine Christmas Horror/Slasher flick. Somewhere along the way, it altered course into […]

Jack Frost (1998)

Film Title

Jack Frost (1998)

Synopsis

Jack Frost fails in life as a Dad, but fails even worse in death as a dreadful, reincarnated snowman

Director

Troy Miller

Cast

Michael Keaton
Kelley Preston
Joseph Cross
Mika Boreem
Mark Addy
Taylor Handley

Jack Frost (1998) Michael Keaton is one of my favorite actors and I consider him to be in an elite class of Hollywood actors that have performed in the past few decades. His accomplishments range from a dazzling performance in Beetlejuice, to one that won multiple Oscars in Birdman. I think he should have gotten […]

Santa Claus: The Movie (1985)

Film Title

Santa Claus: The Movie (1985)

Synopsis

Another unnecessary, gaudy and creepy Santa Claus movie

Director

Jeannot Szwarc

Cast

Dudley Moore
John Lithgow
David Huddleston
Burgess Meredith
A bunch of cheesy reindeer

Santa Claus: The Movie (1985) You would think that the mash-up of Superman and the Santa Claus mythos would, at the very least, be interesting. You would be wrong. The Christopher Reeves starring Superman was such a hit that the producers decided to ape the origin story arc and apply it to Santa Claus. Interesting […]