It’s award consideration season, so here’s my consideration. Synopsis A Christmas Carol, shaken not stirred, with a twist. Writing Like Pinocchio, A Christmas Carol has been done so many times that finding a fresh take on the story is a nearly impossible task. Writers Sean Anders (also directing) and John Morris manage to wring a […]
Spirited (2022)

Film Title
SpiritedSynopsis
A Christmas Carol, shaken not stirred, with a twist
Director
Sean AndersCast
Will Ferrell
Ryan Reynolds
Octavia Spencer
Patrick Page
Tracy Morgan
Holiday Inn (1942)

Film Title
Holiday InnSynopsis
A singer and a dancer vie for the love of whatever blonde happens to be handy
Director
Mark SandrichCast
Bing Crosby
Fred Astaire
Marjorie Reynolds
Virginia Dale
Louise Beavers
Walter Abel
Holiday Inn is a Christmas classic that is just about white bread as a movie can possibly be. The people, the sets, the landscape, the language and politics are all blanched, bleached and hoary white. The only thing darker than the unfettered and ubiquitous snow was the token “Mammie” (Louise Beavers) and her two little […]
Violent Night

Film Title
Violent NightSynopsis
Stupid is as stupid does (or Hopper gets a hammer)
Director
Tommy WirkolaCast
David Harbour
Trudy Lightstone
John Leguizamo
Alex Hassell
Alexis Louder
Beverly D'Angelo
“Violent Night” – Stupid is as stupid does (or Hopper gets a hammer). All the information you need to decide if Violent Night is worth your money is right there in the movie poster. It’s like Sharknado. Your initial reaction is either “hell no – that sounds stupid” or “hell yeah – that sounds STOO-pid!” […]
Amityville Christmas Vacation

Film Title
Amityville Christmas VacationSynopsis
Steve Rudzinski finally makes a watchable movie, sayeth the blind man
Director
Steve RudzinskiCast
Steve Rudzinski
Autumn Ivy
Aleen Isley
Meowy the morbidly obese cat
Ben Dietles
Marci Leigh
Well, he has done it again. Mr. “I’ll be making a formal complaint” about Ruthless Reviews has made yet another Christmas movie. I’m always objective, even with Steve Rudzinski’s self-serving garbage that he tries to masquerade as a movie, but let’s not kid ourselves. We all know that it will be terrible, but the only […]
Krampus: The Devil Returns (2016)

Film Title
Krampus: The Devil ReturnsSynopsis
A steaming pile of rancid, reeking turtle scrotums
Director
Jason HullCast
A random group of pimpled teen-agers from the Food Court at a Mall could do better
This will be a Christmas Movie Rant more than a movie review. Some movies don’t even deserve the title of “movie”, much less to be reviewed. The horror in this is not in the film, but the disgraceful “effort” that Jason Hull put forward in making this atrocity. According to IMDB, this putrid rendition of […]
Sint (2010)

Film Title
Saint Nick, A.K.A. Sint (2010)Synopsis
Another foreign movie showing the bloody bad side of St. Nick
Director
Dick MaasCast
Egbert Jan Weeber
Bert Luppes
Caro Lennsen
Huub Stapel
Escha Tanihatu
Jim Deddes
So, it begins again, the annual Ruthless parade of Christmas Movies. All of the worthwhile classics have long been watched and reviewed, so I have to sift through the scrap-heap of obscure and awful movies, and see what new Christmas movies might appear on the horizon. I am not optimistic. Saint, or Sint is a […]
Christmas Twister (2012)

Film Title
Christmas TwisterSynopsis
The worst tornado movie ever made
Director
Peter SullivanCast
Casper Van Dien
Victoria Pratt
Richard Burgi
Dmitri Schuyler-Linch
Madelyn Deutch
Unless I am struck down with a Paul to Damascus type inspiration, this will be my last Christmas movie review of the season. It is just as well because the pickings this year are almost non-existent. I refuse to watch and review Home Sweet Home Alone, that is just not going to happen. Ditto for […]
Starring debuts #8: Alan Rickman in Die Hard (1988)

Film Title
Die HardSynopsis
A bare-footed, vest-wearing cop takes on a group of crack terrorists
Director
John McTiermanCast
Bruce Willis
Alan Rickman
Bonnie Bedelia
Reginald VelJohnson
Alexander Godunov
You know Alan Rickman’s done his job remarkably well in Die Hard when he plunges to his death from a high-rise building and we feel a bit sad. Unlike Kong, it wasn’t beauty that killed the charismatic beast, but a combination of old-fashioned greed and sheer bad luck. Rickman plays Hans Gruber, a debonair German […]
A Merry Friggin’ Christmas (2014)

Film Title
A Merry Friggin' ChristmasSynopsis
Boyd Mitchler’s family is forced to spend Christmas with his curmudgeon father and family. He forgets the Christmas presents, but what should have been forgotten is this entire movie.
Director
Tristram ShapeeroCast
Robin Williams
Candice Bergen
Joel McHale
Lauren Graham
Oliver Platt
Gene Jones
I’ve been reviewing Christmas movies for Ruthless since 2006, with just a couple of reviews at first, but then reviewing them in earnest since 2013. I knew that this day would eventually come. The well has run dry for any Christmas movie that is remotely watchable. Oh, it has been fun to mock the really […]
Merry In-Laws (2012)

Film Title
Merry In-LawsSynopsis
It is hard to explain that your parents are Mr. & Ms. Santa Claus. It’s harder to explain the existence of this film
Director
Leslie HopeCast
Shelly Long
George Wendt
Lucas Bryant
Kassia Warshawski
Greg Lawson
Barb Mitchell
I have been watching and reviewing Christmas Movies for well over a decade now. Ruthless Reviews has the largest collection of these reviews on the internet, most written by yours truly, so I consider myself an expert on the genre. The pickings become slimmer every year, and great new Christmas movies like the FX version […]