O.K., what in the heck is going on here? Since the prospect of seeing a new movie at the theater now seems hopeless, I’m on a mission to seek the Holy Grail of all movies. Besides, I’d rather re-watch a favorite movie a dozen times, than watch a new stink-bomb like 365 Days. Now, Airplane! […]
Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
August 13, 2020 by
Film Title
Monty Python and the Holy GrailSynopsis
The Monty Python crew make the funniest movie in the history of cinema, American, African or European
Director
Terry Gilliam Terry JonesCast
Graham Chapman
John Cleese
Eric Idle
Terry Gilliam
Terry Jones
Michael Palin
Carol Cleveland
The ABC’s Of The Ku Klux Klan And Their Updated Motivations
January 13, 2021 by
Image Credits This world of ours has seen too much hate being spread, and it is heart-wrenching that instead of making love, we chose to make war (Jason Derulo is extremely displeased!). When we all thought that the Civil War was finally over and that America would smoothly transition towards the Reconstruction Period, out came […]
Diary Of A Serial Killer-aka Rough Draft (1998)
January 13, 2021 by
Film Title
Diary Of A Serial KillerSynopsis
Transvestites and serial killers
Director
Joshua WallaceCast
Gary Busey
Michael Madsen
Arnold Vosloo
Reno Wilson
Julia Campbell
Right from the opening frame of the 1998 straight-to-video thriller Diary of a Serial Killer (aka Rough Draft), it is obviously a cheesy affair. The score, with its heavy saxophone wailing and bombastic drum-machine track, feels more like something from the 80s than the late 90s, and the rest of the movie feels the same way. Our protagonist, […]
Dragged Across Concrete
January 8, 2021 by
Film Title
Dragged Across ConcreteSynopsis
Two suspended cops must go bad to make a living
Director
S. Craig ZahlerCast
Mel Gibson
Vince Vaughn
Tory Kittles
Michael Jai White
Don Johnson
Fred Melamed
Jennifer Carpenter
Laurie Holden
S. Craig Zahler has been accused, even by those who (rightly) praised his first two features, of harboring a reactionary worldview, and Dragged Across Concrete feels like his response to this criticism in much the same way that The House That Jack Built felt like Lars Von Trier’s response to critics who see his work […]
Donald Trump: The Arrogance Of Power And Lack of Accountability Edition
January 7, 2021 by
Congress has officially confirmed the Electoral College victory of Biden and Harris. To all the Trumpers, thugs, evangelicals, preachers and right-wing pundits, where is your God now? How can you not say that this is God’s will, if you believe in that sort of thing? The overwhelming support of Christians for Donald Trump exposes the […]
My Year in Movies – 2020 Edition – Worst. Year. Ever
January 6, 2021 by
Here are some quotes that have not aged well, due to 2020 being a rotten asshole of a year. “Luckily, we haven’t gone so far down the rabbit hole that we all can’t sit in a theater and enjoy a film together.” “As usual, and despite the continued predictions that a fill-in-the-blank-enemy will force theaters […]
My Spy: Pet Peeves Edition
January 4, 2021 by
Film Title
My SpySynopsis
9 year olds, dude
Director
Peter SegalCast
David Batista
Chloe Coleman
Parisa Fitz-Henley
Kristen Skaal
Ken Jeong
Greg Bryk
One of my wife’s biggest movie pet peeves is when kids are smarter than adults. While some kids are most definitely smarter than some adults, this theme almost always goes way too far when asking you to suspend your disbelief. Home Alone, Rookie of the Year, The Goonies, Spy Kids, Holes, any of the Harry […]
Shopping For CBD Joints: 3 Mistakes To Avoid
January 4, 2021 by
If you have done your own research on CBD, then you must have realized how popular these products have become. That’s because people seem to have found something that can affect their health rather positively and they are now trying it in all forms available. I’m talking about Cannabidiol and if you still aren’t acquainted […]
Everything You Need to Know About CBD Oil for Pets
January 6, 2021 by
CBD oil products for pets have become all the rage, pet owners from all over the world are trying different tinctures and edibles to help their furry friends cope with symptoms caused by medical conditions. When you buy these products from credible and passionate online dispensers, you are guaranteed a quality that meets the highest […]
Surprise Dinosaurs Can Make Any Movie Better
January 2, 2021 by
On the cult classic animated sitcom The Critic, one of the half-dozen or so fake movie clips recycled in the opening credits throughout the series depicts a Fred Astaire/Ginger Rogers-style black-and-white ballroom dancing scene suddenly interrupted by a full-color Tyrannosaurus Rex devouring the dancing couple. The show’s protagonist, Jay Sherman (voiced by Jon Lovitz), responds […]
Wonder Woman 1984: Gloves Off
January 1, 2021 by
Film Title
Wonder Woman 1984Synopsis
Easily the worst movie of the year
Director
Patty JenkinsCast
Gal Gadot
Kristen Wilg
Chris Pine
Pedro Pascal
Robin Wright
“Wonder Woman 1984” – Dick move (or, just fast forward to the good part). Wretched. I tried to think of the most appropriate adjective to describe Wonder Woman 1984 and…wretched. And I was looking forward to this film. Yes, I know – this is a DCEU movie we are talking about; I should know better. […]
