Solo: A Star Wars Story

Film Title

Solo: A Star Wars Story

Synopsis

How Han gets his stuff.

Director

Ron Howard

Cast

Alden Ehrenreich
Donald Glover
Emilia Clarke
Woody Harrelson
Thandie Newton
Paul Bettany
Joonas Suotamo
Jon Favreau
Phoebe Waller-Bridge

Sorry, were you hoping to learn something interesting about Han Solo? Benign. Rote. By-the-book. Fine. Adequate. Entertaining enough. All are applicable adjectives to the latest Star Wars movie, Solo: A Star Wars Story. Hell, “A Star Wars Story” is probably the perfect way to describe Solo because it is generic and tells us something we […]

America: The Greatest Country on Earth-Yes or No?

  We, at Ruthless, love to get mail from our readers. Since we have many international readers, we often get mail that is not exactly flattering to the old Red, White and Blue. We get it. One of our readers from Germany stated flatly that the USA is not the best country in the world. […]

I Know Who Killed Me (2007)

Film Title

I Know Who Killed Me (2007)

Synopsis

A woman who is missing reappears, unfortunately for anyone who watched this film

Director

Chris Sivertson

Cast

Bonnie Aarons
Lindsay Lohan
MIchael Adler
Julia Ormond
Neil McDonough

It’s about time you resurrect the Shithouse. Whats this one about? Lindsay Lohan, playing both Aubrey and Dakota, is kidnapped, gagged, tortured, and mutilated, losing a hand and leg in the process. Shes found, sent to a hospital, then followed by the FBI, and before long, shes in a graveyard digging up herself. Wait a […]

Truth or Dare (2018)

Film Title

Truth or Dare (2018)

Synopsis

A really dumb movie based on a pretty neat drinking game

Director

Jeff Wadlow

Cast

Lucy Hale
Tyler Posey
Violett Beane
Sophia Ali
Nolan Gerad Funk
Landon Liboiron
Sam Lerner
Hayden Szeto

Truth or Dare (2018) O.K., I’ve about had it with Horror Movies. Sure, A Quiet Place was magnificent, but it was not really a horror movie, only a hybrid. Truth or Dare is a group parlor or drinking game that is supposed to be embarrassing, but funny. You have to tell the truth, no matter […]

The ABC’s of Rape: Bill Cosby Edition

Abortion-No way, woman. Raped by your father? Too bad, enjoy your little bundle of joy. Raped by a stranger, even a criminal with former rape convictions? Prepare to be forced to carry to term and even to give the criminal visitation rights. Even if your pregnancy is much more than an inconvenience, that is just […]

Avengers: Infinity War

Film Title

Avengers: Infinity War

Synopsis

WordPress Strikes Again

Director

Anthony and Joe Russo

Cast

Everyone

Winter is here. Ten years people. We have been waiting ten years for Avengers: Infinity War and it is finally here. Eighteen movies and three television series later and it is finally here. Okay, so not many people watch all three TV series. I forgot Inhumans was even a thing (just eight episodes), Agent Carter […]

Batman Ninja (2018)

Film Title

Batman Ninja (2018)

Synopsis

Batman hits a really new low.

Director

A feral monkey

Cast

Who Fucking Cares?

Batman Ninja (2018) Right. Even with the lowest of expectations, this film could not possibly appeal to even the most masturbation-induced brain damaged victims of whatever DC anime cult still exists. This attempt at a movie was so childish and horribly written and displayed that I don’t know who else it could possibly appeal to. […]

Children of Men (2006)

Film Title

Children of Men (2006)

Synopsis

The world becomes infertile and into chaos.

Director

Alfonson Cuaron

Cast

Clive Owen
Julianne Moore
Michael Caine
Chiwetel Ejiofor
Charlie Hunnan
Danny Huston

Children of Men (2006) Cuaron’s Children of Men is one of the few post-apocalyptic nightmares I can believe in. Its dystopian vision of a future world not so far away (its events are set in 2027) rings true from start to finish, and its unrelenting bleakness never reeks of hyperbolic fantasy. This is not a […]

Rampage

Film Title

Rampage

Synopsis

Science happens and animals go boom.

Director

Brad Peyton

Cast

Dwayne Johnson
Malin Akerman
Jake Lacy
Naomie Harris
Jeffrey Dean Morgan

Keep it simple, stupid. If you were to make a list of video games you would most like to see adapted into movies, I am guessing that list would include exactly zero classic arcade games. I have never expressed a desire to see a Galaga or Centipede movie on the silver screen nor have I […]

A Quiet Place

Film Title

A Quiet Place

Synopsis

A family is forced to survive in almost total silence as horrific blind aliens hunt by sound alone.

Director

John Krasinski

Cast

Emily Blunt
John Krasinski
Millicent Simmonds
Noah Jupe
Cade Woodward

A Quiet Place I just reviewed another horror movie, Winchester earlier this week. It was dreadful. This week’s movie was a horror/thriller orchestrated by John Krasinski, who also played a lead role alongside his real world wife Emily Blunt. Like I stated in another review, horror is not my movie genre of choice. If Get […]