It’s metal. For your mom.
Jingle All The Way Review
November 29, 2013 by
Synopsis
Christmas isn’t about material things. It’s about being willing to go to great lengths and to step on many people to acquire material things.
Director
Brian LevantCast
Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sinbad, Phil Hartman, Rita Wilson, James Belushi, Jake Lloyd, Harvey Korman
Christmas isn’t about material things. It’s about being willing to go to great lengths and to step on many people to acquire material things.
Rush
November 25, 2013 by
Film Title
RushSynopsis
A film about unknown European race car drivers from 40 years ago somehow fails to be a boxoffice bonanza, although it is very good.
Director
Ron HowardCast
Daniel Brühl, Chris Hemsworth, Olivia Wilde, Alexandra Maria Lara, Pierfrancesco Favino
The 1976 racing season was in the middle of what has long been thought of as the golden age of F1, and at the heart of it were Hunt and Lauda, who had quickly become…
NFL Picks: Japanesey Edition
November 23, 2013 by
Not to mention, I don’t have any money to bet on football after spending my life savings on Pachinko while in Japan and now owing millions of yen to Yakuza loan sharks.
Ender’s Game- Film Review
November 21, 2013 by
Ender’s Game- Film Review Fair Value of Ender’s Game: $11.50. It’s a cold sprinting synopsis of the book, but it still packs a solid cathartic impact in the resolution. Why Didn’t You Boycott Orson Scott Card? I sharply disagree with Card’s misogyny, homophobia, and religious conservatism. I can say the same thing for H. P. […]
Gravity
November 18, 2013 by
Film Title
Gravity (2013)Synopsis
Female astronaut gathers the courage to survive a space disaster thanks to male astronaut’s appraisals of her preciousness. Really.
Director
Alfonso CuarónCast
Sandra Bullock
George Clooney
The Mooninites
Not the most important thing in your life right now.
Thor 2: The Dark World
November 9, 2013 by
The entire universe is at threat of being converted into the dark matter Red Vines of doom, but nobody seems to care all that much. The characters are numb to the stakes, and that left me numb to the characters.
Forgotten Classics: The Swimmer (1968)
May 6, 2020 by
Film Title
The SwimmerSynopsis
Burt dips his wicks in multiple suburban swimming pools on a warm summer’s day
Director
Frank Perry -Sydney PollackCast
Burt Lancaster
Janet Languard
Janice Rule
Charles Drake
Marge Champion
Burt Lancaster, John Cheever, suburban ennui, and one extremely tight pair of swim trunks.
Fuck Movember
November 4, 2013 by
The premise is simple and alarmingly retarded in equal measure: grow a mustache, look like a Turkish rent-boy for a month and think you’re fighting cancer.
The Bling Ring Review
November 3, 2013 by
Film Title
The Bling RingSynopsis
Rich Kids vs. Common Sense
Director
Sofia CoppolaCast
Israel Broussard, Katie Chang, Taissa Farmiga, Claire Julien, Georgia Rock, Emma Watson, Leslie Mann, Gavin Rossdale
Time for the guillotines.
