Cat People (1982Schrader version) rated R for maiming, mauling, and oh so much nudity
Cat People (1982 Schrader version)- Film Review
July 13, 2013 by
Synopsis
Orphaned Irena Gallier (Nastassia Kinski) is overjoyed to be re-united with her brother Paul (Malcolm McDowell) in New Orleans. She soon finds a job working at the zoo, and a love interest in the kind zoo-keeper Oliver Yates (John Heard). Unfortunately, her family history throws more than the usual complications into doing the horizontal tango…
Director
Paul SchraderCast
Nastassia Kinski
Malcolm McDowell
John Heard
Annette O'Toole
Ruby Dee
Ed Begley
Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters Review
July 10, 2013 by
Synopsis
Trying Too Hard 101
Director
Tommy WirkolaCast
Jeremy Renner, Gemma Arterton, Famke Janssen
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WSOP: The Masses Descend On Vegas
July 10, 2013 by
Every year thousands of poker fools come to Vegas for The World Series of Poker. Its mildly annoying.
Despicable Me 2: Film Review
July 9, 2013 by
Synopsis
Jumping a shark tied to high-explosive rockets into an active volcano….
Director
Pierre Coffin, Chris RenaudCast
Steve Carell, Gru
Miranda Cosgrove, Margo
Kristen Wiig, Lucy Wilde
Homer Simpson, Poochie
The Twinkie minions are given center stage, and their combination of gibberish speech and bumbling infighting makes the film fun.
The Lone Ranger Review
July 5, 2013 by
The Lone Ranger (2013) Review: 149 minutes PG13 for scalping, cannibalism, skull crushing, decapitation, and genocide. The MPAA is a joke. A bloody, laughable farce. This film is proof that a PG-13 rating is completely meaningless. The villain cuts the heart out of a law enforcement officer, and eats it! Hundreds of Comanche get mowed […]
Olympus Has Fallen Review
July 1, 2013 by
Synopsis
America vs. Giant Octopus
Director
Antoine FuquaCast
Gerard Butler, Morgan Freeman, Aaron Eckhart, Radha Mitchell, Robert Forster (!), Angela Bassett, Dylan McDermott, Rick Yune, a bunch of Asian people who may or may not be Korean, Ashley Judd
How did they fit so much bullshit into one movie?
2013 NBA Draft: Expert Breakdown
June 30, 2013 by
The NBA draft is always one of my favorite spectacles, kids in funny suits awkwardly giving interviews. The embarrassing family members, the hot girl friends,
White House Down: Movie Review
June 29, 2013 by
Synopsis
Rookie Secret Service cadet Channing Tatum must team up with by-the-book President ‘Sawyer’ (Jamie Foxx) to fight a cabal of conservative terrorists (Blackwater Mercenary! Libertarian Hacker! Tea Party Racist!) in order to rescue Tatum’s nine year old daughter while blowing up as many iconic locations as possible.
Director
Roland EmmerichCast
Channing Tatum, Jamie Foxx, Joey Kings, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Jason Clarke, Jimmi Simpson, Kevin Rankin, James Woods, Richard Jenkins, Matt Craven
Film Review: White House Down: If Obama killed terrorists with his own hands… Tagline: It Will Start Like Any Other Day. Entire Story in One Sentence: President and Secret Service rookie fight terrorism by sequentially demolishing the White House room-by-room. Homoeroticism: Minimal. Both protagonists are given dialogue with their spouses/beards. Very little buddy cop […]
World War Z: Movie Review
June 24, 2013 by
America’s fascination with the zombie apocalypse continues. The latest vehicle to traverse the land of the undead is World War Z, starring Brad Pitt and some implausibly unattractive woman playing his wife. I had never seen her before, except maybe at a Waffle House. Anyway, let’s not allow her mediocre face to be the center […]
