The Purge

Owing a heavy debt to the action satire of John Carpenter’s golden decade, The Purge depicts a post-revolutionary America in 2022.

Zero Dark Thirty Review

Nancy Drew is tired of your shit.

Beautiful Creatures (2013) Review

What the fuck happened to Jeremy Irons?

The Naked Kiss: Movie Review

And a ten-dollar hooker shall lead them.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Bond is pursued by anonymous thugs. His service weapon is stolen. The crane depot has a midget custodian. Bond ruins a calendar.

Mud: Movie Review

The mark of maturity is the realization that everyone has a moment to lie, but also that the moment of deceit is not necessarily the mark of constant dishonesty.

The Iceman: Movie Review

I’d say there’s a couple of reasons why this film won’t do well. The first is because this film conveys all the squalor of the mob life with none of the glamour. The second is,,,

Hannibal: TV Review

“Hey, the audience thinks smart guys like classical music and fancy clothes, so we’ll turn Hannibal into Niles Crane and then they’ll think…

Star Trek: Into Darkness: Movie Review

There are many who will complain about Abram’s Trek as being a cold cash grab, which it is, but they miss the point. This is storytelling as it traditionally was. Before copyright monopolized canons…

Kitchen Nightmares Review: The Bouzaglos

You can explode with incompetence or immaturity and turn those failings into personal profit. All it takes is business sense and a disregard for opprobrium so absolute that it is comparable to a black hole.