And a drooling fuckwit shall lead them.
RADIO

Film Title
RadioSynopsis
Only unlikely story of a retard who saves the world.
Director
Michael TollinCast
Ed Harris
Cuba Gooding
Debra Winger
Alfre Woodard
Brent Sexton
Chris Mulkey
Sarah Drew
Irreversible
How much of the film is art and how much is some Euro realizing he can make a name for himself by throwing a couple of schlongs on the screen?
INCIDENT AT LOCH NESS
Werner Herzog is in a comedy. This is a lot better than that sounds.
COBRA
First of all, Sly Stallone spends the entire movie wearing the sort of sunglasses worn by Rob Halford in at least a half dozen Judas Priest videos. Add to that a group of terrorists who gather in a swimming pool…
ASSASSINATION
Folks, I love Charles Bronson. His films are garbage, but he usually makes me smile with little effort.
Fantastic Four
There’s only one thing that matters in a film like this; do we get to see Jessica Alba’s tits?
The Hospital (1971)

Film Title
The Hospital (1971)Synopsis
If there is one thing that separates the classic films of the 1970s from today’s offerings (outside of mere competence), it is great dialogue.
Director
Arthur HillerCast
George C. Scott
Dianna Rigg
Nancy Marchand
Barnard Hughes
Richard Dysart
Words that snap, sizzle, and exist far beyond the need to push the story forward.
DEATH WISH 3
If it is possible for you to watch Death Wish 3 my choice as the single guiltiest pleasure ever put on screen and not be entertained and…