Every generation gets the pyramid scheme it deserves, and ours begins and ends with The Secret…
Matt Cale hates cinema.
Film TitleThe Magdalene Sisters
Three young Irish women struggle to maintain their spirits while they endure dehumanizing abuse as inmates of a Magdalene Sisters Asylum.
I don’t need a movie to tell me that the Catholic Church is completely fucked. I long ago accepted that priests preferred the bung hole to the Sermon…
Film TitleThe Departed
An undercover cop and a mole in the police attempt to identify each other while infiltrating an Irish gang in South Boston.
Martin Scorsese has never been one to flirt with respectability for too long, and with The Departed, hes back in the sewer with old friends and familiar faces.
The futuristic year 1997!
Let’s face it, folks — Rocky and Apollo want to fuck. They always have. Here, in the third installment, they come as close as they ever would to breaking…
Only unlikely story of a retard who saves the world.
And a drooling fuckwit shall lead them.
How much of the film is art and how much is some Euro realizing he can make a name for himself by throwing a couple of schlongs on the screen?
Werner Herzog is in a comedy. This is a lot better than that sounds.
First of all, Sly Stallone spends the entire movie wearing the sort of sunglasses worn by Rob Halford in at least a half dozen Judas Priest videos. Add to that a group of terrorists who gather in a swimming pool…