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Kingsman: The Golden Circle
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Read more: Kingsman: The Golden CircleIt sucked, but not because it’s a sequel. Just before the movie It released and shattered box office records, a bunch of Chicken Littles wrote a bunch of articles bemoaning the poor summer box office returns, reheating a classic groupthink explanation for those poor returns. Variety provided a great example of this intellectual emptiness, stating…
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The 2017 adaptation Of Steven King’s Novel-IT
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Read more: The 2017 adaptation Of Steven King’s Novel-ITThe 2017 adaptation Of Steven King’s Novel – IT – has been arguably the most anticipated big-screen manifestation of his work since The Shining. And logging on to social media has felt a little like being George Denborough or any other child in Derry, in that Pennywise has been apt to pop up out of…
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NFL Week 3: Best Friends In Love
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Read more: NFL Week 3: Best Friends In LoveNFL Week 3: Best Friends In Love Hey look! Reader mail! Dear J.J.: In reading your prior column, in which you went a very respectable 2-1, I was struck by your assertion that the Kareem Hunts of the world outnumber the Tyreek Hills, perhaps both inside and outside of the game of football. Do you…
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The World Ends Again This September 23
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Read more: The World Ends Again This September 23I can’t believe I’m writing about this again, as there is yet another wacky Rapture prediction. We have yet one more nut-case named David Meade who claims that the world will come to an end on Sept. 23, 2017. This will be because of some planet named Nibiru (Planet X). Also, a Space Queen is…
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The Island of Dr. Moreau (1996)
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Read more: The Island of Dr. Moreau (1996)Marlon Brando kills Lucifer and becomes God.
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American Assassin
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Read more: American AssassinMmmmm. Ears. Long live the 80’s. When the climax of American Assassin completed, I immediately knew I would be writing a review in Ruthless Review’s 80’s Action Movie format. American Assassin checks off all the boxes and even reminds us of other standard components – the training montage, bomb timers, and crazy Michael Keaton, among…
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NFL Week 2: What Happened? Hillary Clinton Edition
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Read more: NFL Week 2: What Happened? Hillary Clinton EditionNFL Week 2: What Happened? Hillary Clinton Edition Damn you goons! I asked you last week to be decent to one another, at least in terms of how your behavior affects the game we all love. Yet, an hour or so after the column goes up, here comes video of that dumbass Dr. Pepper Guy…
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It
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Read more : ItLess is more. In one of the weirder quirks of movie scheduling, two Stephen King adaptations released within a month of each other. The first – The Dark Tower – was a bit of a disappointment financially and a major flop among critics. Personally, I thought it was acceptable. Now comes a new take on…
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NFL Season Week One: Mother Nature’s Name Is IRMA Edition
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Read more: NFL Season Week One: Mother Nature’s Name Is IRMA EditionNFL Season Week One: Mother Nature’s Name Is IRMA Edition They say if you love what you do, you will never work a day in your life. Well, truth be told I do love gambling on football and writing about it. I have to level with you though. Making a bunch of jokes after a…
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Stand By Me (1986)
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Read more: Stand By Me (1986)Stand By Me (1986) was one of those magical movies about growing up that might come along only once in a lifetime. Stand By Me takes place in the Summer of 1959 and was based on the short story The Body, written by Stephen King. The story and the movie are a rare non-horror ode…