Martin Folse : Destroyer of the Community.

Every village has an idiot, but usually that idiot doesn’t own a television station. My village is very special. The local channel that serves my community is owned by one of the most buffoonish men to reside south of I-10. Citizens of my community are regularly given front row seats to witch hunts orchestrated by […]

Birdman -or- The unexpected virtue of ignorance

Film Title

Birdman

Synopsis

Michael Keaton is Birdman



Cast

Michael Keaton
Emma Stone
Edward Norton
Naomi Watts
Zach Galifianakis
Amy Ryan
Lindsay Duncan

Birdman -or- The unexpected virtue of ignorance Have your bladder empty and your popcorn handy before you plop your butt in your theater seat for this one. You also will need to buckle up, as you are immediately thrust inside the labyrinth of a dark theater where the ride is relentless. Don’t plan on relaxing […]

Interstellar

Full disclosure: Christopher Nolan is my favorite director. Iím the kind of fan who has to see his films on opening day, at the earliest possible showing, like a huge nerd. I also obsessively check his imdb.com profile to see what projects heís working on. But donít worry Ė I wonít let my fangirl tendencies […]

Clickbait Digest: The titillation of ten clicks with the shame of only one!

You Won’t Believe These Brave Gay Soldiers, Sick Kids, Cantankerous Quarterbacks, T-Pains, Breastfeedings, Outrageous Pro Wrestlers and Butts!

The ABCs of Gamergate

To read about other ABC rants click here! A total war where game journos & indie developers side against the people who keep them in business, Gamergate has been fought in the awful, muck-and-porn filled trenches of the Internet for 3 months. Here, then, is a primer to understanding the finer points of what happens […]

The Knick

A television show about a hospital is not a new concept. In fact, medical dramas have been pretty popular over the last several decades. From St. Elsewhere to E.R. to House, audiences have always had an interest in shows about medicine, perhaps for two reasons: medicine is a subject that fascinates the general public, and […]

THE ABCs OF OBESITY IN AMERICA

More than one-third (34.9% or 78.6 million) of U.S. adults are obese. Also, not surprisingly, the medical cost of this obesity is staggering, as much as 147 Billion dollars a year. I recently visited the magnificent Aquarium in Gatlinburg, Tennessee and was surprised to see that the Aquarium contained hundreds and hundreds of whales. Unfortunately, […]

Lucy: Scarlet Johansson’s Vagina Shall Envelop Us All

Film Title

Lucy

Synopsis

Christ alive!

Director

Luc Besson

Cast

Scarlet Johansson
Morgan Freeman
Cerebral Capacity
Taipei

Scarlett Johansson and the Cerebral Capacities! Live at Casino Morongo!

Transformers: Age of Extinction Review

Film Title

Transformers: Age of Extinction

Synopsis

Boring.

Director

Michael Bay

Cast

Marky Mark
Stanley Tucci
Kelsey Grammer
Nicola Peltz
Li Bing Bing
Sophia Myles
Peter Cullen

KABOOM!

Louisiana’s 6th District Congressional Race: Bumfights Edition

Man, I really miss Bumfights. Back when the internet was still a baby, some assholes would give low-IQ degenerates money to humiliate themselves by beating the ally-scum off each other in public. Since that was deemed reprehensible and subsequently banned in 2006, the closest thing we have to Bumfights now is your average congressional race. […]