Not to mention, I don’t have any money to bet on football after spending my life savings on Pachinko while in Japan and now owing millions of yen to Yakuza loan sharks.
NFL Picks: Japanesey Edition
Ender’s Game- Film Review
Ender’s Game- Film Review Fair Value of Ender’s Game: $11.50. It’s a cold sprinting synopsis of the book, but it still packs a solid cathartic impact in the resolution. Why Didn’t You Boycott Orson Scott Card? I sharply disagree with Card’s misogyny, homophobia, and religious conservatism. I can say the same thing for H. P. […]
Film TitleGravity (2013)
Female astronaut gathers the courage to survive a space disaster thanks to male astronaut’s appraisals of her preciousness. Really.
Not the most important thing in your life right now.
Thor 2: The Dark World
The entire universe is at threat of being converted into the dark matter Red Vines of doom, but nobody seems to care all that much. The characters are numb to the stakes, and that left me numb to the characters.
Forgotten Classics: The Swimmer (1968)
Film TitleThe Swimmer
Burt dips his wicks in multiple suburban swimming pools on a warm summer’s day
DirectorFrank Perry -Sydney Pollack
Burt Lancaster, John Cheever, suburban ennui, and one extremely tight pair of swim trunks.
The premise is simple and alarmingly retarded in equal measure: grow a mustache, look like a Turkish rent-boy for a month and think you’re fighting cancer.
The Bling Ring Review
Film TitleThe Bling Ring
Rich Kids vs. Common Sense
Israel Broussard, Katie Chang, Taissa Farmiga, Claire Julien, Georgia Rock, Emma Watson, Leslie Mann, Gavin Rossdale
Time for the guillotines.
80s Horror- Return of the Living Dead
Nineteen noggins get gnawed upon. One of the best horror comedies of the 1980s.
Exit The Transformer- an Obituary for Lou Reed
I could reckon an existence of God if I thought God to be like the icon of Lou: omniscient but too hip to ever intervene. Give me a Velvet Underground afterworld.
L. Ron Mexico’s NBA 2013-2014 Season Preview
“Well, that James Harden trade was a clear victory for the Thunder,” said Senator Ted Cruz.