Film Review: The Wolverine (2013) 126 Minutes, PG-13 for atomic devastation, seppukku, miscellaneous Japanese persons getting disemboweled. Fair Value Rating of The Wolverine: $11.50. Wolverine’s the best at what he does- and what he does is stabbing a lot of people. Director James Mangold’s first superhero flick manages an entertaining midsummer adventure with […]
Spring Breakers Review
July 30, 2013 by
Synopsis
Everyone needs a little penis.
Director
Harmony KorineCast
James Franco, Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Benson, Rachel Korine, Selena Gomez
“Why y’all actin’ ‘spicious?”
Orange Is The New Black: Netflix Review
July 29, 2013 by
A comedy/drama by the creator of Weeds shows us that the way forward for feminism is just admitting that women are ridiculous.
We Need More Women Comedians!
July 26, 2013 by
Women can’t throw. They just can’t. Everybody knows it. Yes, some of them can employ a strange underhanded windmill toss that strikes out a fellow bad driver on a softball field. That’s good for them, but your average dame couldn’t hit the broad side of Lindy West with a jar of pickles. Note: women can’t […]
Gloria Steinem’s “Songs of the Whispering Eye”: 80s Metal Classics that Heart the Ladies
July 24, 2013 by
The famous feminist dishes on the songs that changed her life.
Quigley Down Under: Classic Western
July 24, 2013 by
A real American hero with an Old West version of a sniper rifle takes on the great grandfather of Hans Gruber and becomes the white savior of the Australian aboriginal, all while…
Red 2 Movie Review – Welcome to the Age of Geriatric Action
July 21, 2013 by
Film Title
Red 2Synopsis
Retired CIA agents are accused of being nuclear terrorists. To avoid being killed, they must seek out a rogue nuke that was hidden in Moscow during the cold war.
Director
Dean ParisotCast
Bruce Willis
Mary-Louise Parker
John Malkovich
Helen Mirren
Sir Anthony Hopkins
Catherine Zeta-Jones
Byung-hun Lee
Brian Cox
Neal McDonough
If The Expendables was the final roar of a withered Tyrannosaurus Rex, Red 2 is more like a soft heave of breath as the dinosaur lays dying. Welcome to the decade of 100 male versions of Norma Desmond, all shot in bullet time. Welcome to the decade of geri-action.
British Junk Food: A User’s Guide
July 19, 2013 by
Amazing fact: The current commercial is about a busty MILF who lets her teenage son and his friends suckle on her teats. It got complaints.
Jack Reacher: Action Review
July 18, 2013 by
While he was doing memory exercises and push ups at the same time, we were watching football and masturbating at the same time. Now we join him in enjoying the fruits of his labor.
