The Definitive Ranking of Rocky Fighters

We finally have definitive rankings determined by a prestigious panel of former champs, top writers and the sharpest handicappers from the world of boxing.

RoboCop (2014) Trailer Review

GOD DAMMIT.

The Grandmaster Film Review

If you are making a biopic about the man famous for training Bruce Lee in the art of wing chun, could you possibly consider HAVING AT LEAST ONE FRICKING SCENE DEDICATED TO TRAINING THE GREATEST MARTIAL ARTIST OF THE 20TH CENTURY?

Almost Human – Poliziotteschi Review

Film Title

Almost Human (1974) - Milano odia: la polizia non pu˛ sparare

Synopsis

A kidnapping gone wrong. Plus, gay rape.

Director

Umberto Lenzi

Cast

Tomas Milian: Giulio Sacchi

Henry Silva: Commissario Walter Grandi

Laura Belli:Maril¨ Porrino

Sacchi shoots an old guy and, to make a show of his unparalleled meanness, disregards the two females present and forces the remaining man to fellate him at gunpoint.

Fuck The Tapout Crowd

I don’t even get the “Tapout” slogan itself. Is it not a declaration of loss? You don’t see basketball enthusiasts going around wearing t-shirts that say “Dunked On!”

The World’s End Film Review

Film Title

The World's End

Synopsis

Only lager louts can save the world from the invasion of Tories from Another World.

Director

Edgar Wright

Cast

Simon Pegg
Nick Frost
Martin Freeman
Paddy Considine
Pierce Brosnan
Eddie Marsan
Rosamund Pike

A fully networked, modular, information based panopticon that knows what’s best for you, and doesn’t really care for dissent or drunken hooligans. Am I talking about the current British government or the ink blooded robots that are the obstacles of Pegg and Frost’s comedy duo?

Cat People (1942 Val Lewton) Review

Cat People was one of the biggest hits of 1942. It competed favorably with Casablanca in the box office. The reason in part is because Cat People is the anti-vamp film. A more realistic title for the film might be Fear of a War Bride.

Breaking Bad Review

It’s a great show, but I’m sick of hearing you yap about it.

Film Review: Kickass 2

More violence, less fun. This film comes off like a script written by a third grader that believes that saying the word motherfucker 100 times will magically transform you into Quentin Tarantino.

22 Ridiculous Aussie Rules Football Cards Explained

Aussie football explained for you Yankee folk. It’s not a world game but it should be.