If The Expendables was the final roar of a withered Tyrannosaurus Rex, Red 2 is more like a soft heave of breath as the dinosaur lays dying. Welcome to the decade of 100 male versions of Norma Desmond, all shot in bullet time. Welcome to the decade of geri-action.
British Junk Food: A User’s Guide
July 19, 2013 by
Amazing fact: The current commercial is about a busty MILF who lets her teenage son and his friends suckle on her teats. It got complaints.
Jack Reacher: Action Review
July 18, 2013 by
While he was doing memory exercises and push ups at the same time, we were watching football and masturbating at the same time. Now we join him in enjoying the fruits of his labor.
Grown Ups 2: An Exploration of The Text
July 15, 2013 by
A work of emotional maturity and sober introspection that ranks among the greatest works regarding the intricacies of human nature, Adam Sandler’s Grown Ups 2 continues the essential examination of…
WSOP: The Masses Descend On Vegas
July 10, 2013 by
Every year thousands of poker fools come to Vegas for The World Series of Poker. Its mildly annoying.