The Conjuring

A greatest hits medley of ghost movie tropes, this may be the finest episode of R. L. Stine’s Goosebumps ever made.

Maniac: Movie Review

Film Title



Frodo has a dark side.


Franck Khalfoun


Nora Arnezeder: Anna
Megan Duffy: Lucie
America Olivo: Frank's Mother
Elijah Wood: Frank

Luckily, the film arrives at last the proverbial fireworks factory and ends on the same high note that Lustig and Savini hit three decades ago…

The Smurfs 2: Conservative Review

One scene where Jokey Smurf delivers a bomb package to a room full of schoolchildren, remarking that the ‘war for Christian purity is about to begin’ was kind of over the top. Still, the theater could not help but burst into applause when Papa Smurf called Treblinka a ‘Zionist lie’.

Film Review: The Wolverine (2013)

Film Review: The Wolverine (2013)   126 Minutes, PG-13 for atomic devastation, seppukku, miscellaneous Japanese persons getting disemboweled. Fair Value Rating of The Wolverine: $11.50. Wolverine’s the best at what he does- and what he does is stabbing a lot of people.   Director James Mangold’s first superhero flick manages an entertaining midsummer adventure with […]

Spring Breakers Review


Everyone needs a little penis.


Harmony Korine


James Franco, Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Benson, Rachel Korine, Selena Gomez

“Why y’all actin’ ‘spicious?”

Orange Is The New Black: Netflix Review

A comedy/drama by the creator of Weeds shows us that the way forward for feminism is just admitting that women are ridiculous.

We Need More Women Comedians!

Women can’t throw. They just can’t. Everybody knows it. Yes, some of them can employ a strange underhanded windmill toss that strikes out a fellow bad driver on a softball field. That’s good for them, but your average dame couldn’t hit the broad side of Lindy West with a jar of pickles. Note: women can’t […]

Gloria Steinem’s “Songs of the Whispering Eye”: 80s Metal Classics that Heart the Ladies

The famous feminist dishes on the songs that changed her life.

Quigley Down Under: Classic Western

A real American hero with an Old West version of a sniper rifle takes on the great grandfather of Hans Gruber and becomes the white savior of the Australian aboriginal, all while…

Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor

Holy shit, Brandy has AIDS!