THE ABCs OF MIDGETS

Inside the Lollipop Guild.

The Curse of The Micropenised Cop

And I’m not discounting that there are some great cops out there doing great police work, but what I’m saying is…. most of them aren’t and most of them can’t. That’s just the truth. You can take the Christopher Dorner case as an example…

THE WICKER MAN (1973)

Film Title

The Wicker Man (1973)

Synopsis

A police sergeant, looking for a missing girl, finds much more than he bargained for

Director

Robin Hardy

Cast

Edward Woodward
Christopher Lee
Diane Cilento
Britt Ekland
ingrid Pitt
Lindsay Kemp

Sergeant Howie (Edward Woodward) is a good chap. A good cop, if you must know, and one of the realm’s most dedicated men of principle. He’s the sort who will cite chapter and verse of the legal code, but only after bringing a congregation to its feet in what amounts to the isle’s most piously […]

KISS ME DEADLY

Film Title

Kiss Me Deadly

Synopsis

Mike Hammer picks up a desperate woman hitchhiker who is subsequently murdered

Director

Robert Aldrich

Cast

Ralph Meeker
Cloris Leachman
Albert Dekker
Paul Stewart
Mort Marshal
Strather Morton

A malicious bit of fun.

FERRIS BUELLER: PSYCHOPATH

I’d been reading about psychopathy when I saw Ferris Bueller again….

KARATE KID–THE MISUNDERSTOOD: JOHNNY LAWRENCE

Johnny Lawrencethe timeless bullyhandsome, wealthy and rolling deep with sniveling minions eager to knock a nerd…

ROCKY IV – THE MISUNDERSTOOD: IVAN DRAGO

History has not given Ivan Drago a fair shake. Not even close.

ACE IN THE HOLE

Film Title

Ace In The Hole

Synopsis

A desperate big-city journalist turns ruthless as he exploits a catastrophe

Director

Billy wilder

Cast

Kirk Douglas
Jan Sterling
Robert Arthur
Porter Hall
Robert Cady
Richard Benedict
Ray Teal

If it took losing his family to the ovens of Auschwitz (including his mother) in order for Billy Wilder to see humanity so clearly…

THE SECRET

Every generation gets the pyramid scheme it deserves, and ours begins and ends with The Secret…

10 FILMS THAT RUINED THE WORLD

Matt Cale hates cinema.