Robocop 2014

Film Title

Robocop (2014)

Synopsis

Pretty much like the original but less funny, less violent and with political themes brought to the forefront. Box office gold!

Director

José Padilha

Cast

Joel Kinnaman, Gary Oldman, Michael Keaton, Abbie Cornish, Marianne Jean-Baptiste, Samuel L. Jackson

Tagline: We’ve got the future under control. Entire Story in fewer words than are in this sentence right here. A more family friendly Robocop is more friendly with his family Corpse Count: I got about 28, though there was some tasing mixed in and it was sometimes hard to tell. Novelty Death: Clutching at straws […]

August: Osage County

If I wanted to see a bunch of drunken, drug-abusing, incestuous, adulterous, hypocrites shouting at each other while breaking crockery, I’d attend a family reunion.

The Monuments Men

The question is phrased as: is making great art a thing worth dying for? Clooney’s film goes further: is it worthwhile to risk the lives of young men for the sake of preserving great works of art?

The Counselor Review

Film Title

The Counselor

Synopsis

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Director

Ridley Scott

Cast

Michael Fassbender
Penelope Cruz
Javier Bardem
Brad Pitt
Cameron Diaz

Celebrate the resounding success of the War on Drugs!

NFL Betting Picks – Super BAWSE Edition

Well, this is it. A fun season of gambling comes to an end. Sure, you can wager on lesser sports like hockey, basketball, or the Southern Croatia Amateur Handball League, but there’s nothing like settling in on a football Sunday with a (metaphorical) ticket in your (metaphorical) hand.

Her (Spike Jonze 2013)

If you want a vision of the future, as Orwell said, imagine a weeping mustachioed man-child masturbating into the input socket of a sighing iPad- forever.

The NBA Cares A Lot!

The NBA has looted $3 Billion in public money since 1990. But here’s a picture of a player reading to one of the kids they robbed.

THE ABCs OF ATHEISM

“Life is: cutting your way out of the thicket of stupidity and on occasions when you have passed your bramble and find someone else’s, you wanna uproot that too.” – Chris Morris Agnostic-Almost an atheist, a Fence Sitter, Doesn’t know, doesn’t care, isn’t sure. All of these and more can be used to describe an […]

Top Ten Eighties Bullies

Bullying is a serious subject so we’re going to trivialize it at Ruthless Reviews.

The Best Films of 2013

Overall, a pretty goddamn good year at the movies.