Full disclosure: Christopher Nolan is my favorite director. Im the kind of fan who has to see his films on opening day, at the earliest possible showing, like a huge nerd. I also obsessively check his profile to see what projects hes working on. But dont worry I wont let my fangirl tendencies […]

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You Won’t Believe These Brave Gay Soldiers, Sick Kids, Cantankerous Quarterbacks, T-Pains, Breastfeedings, Outrageous Pro Wrestlers and Butts!

The ABCs of Gamergate

To read about other ABC rants click here! A total war where game journos & indie developers side against the people who keep them in business, Gamergate has been fought in the awful, muck-and-porn filled trenches of the Internet for 3 months. Here, then, is a primer to understanding the finer points of what happens […]

The Knick

A television show about a hospital is not a new concept. In fact, medical dramas have been pretty popular over the last several decades. From St. Elsewhere to E.R. to House, audiences have always had an interest in shows about medicine, perhaps for two reasons: medicine is a subject that fascinates the general public, and […]


More than one-third (34.9% or 78.6 million) of U.S. adults are obese. Also, not surprisingly, the medical cost of this obesity is staggering, as much as 147 Billion dollars a year. I recently visited the magnificent Aquarium in Gatlinburg, Tennessee and was surprised to see that the Aquarium contained hundreds and hundreds of whales. Unfortunately, […]

Lucy: Scarlet Johansson’s Vagina Shall Envelop Us All

Film Title



Christ alive!


Luc Besson


Scarlet Johansson
Morgan Freeman
Cerebral Capacity

Scarlett Johansson and the Cerebral Capacities! Live at Casino Morongo!

Transformers: Age of Extinction Review

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Transformers: Age of Extinction




Michael Bay


Marky Mark
Stanley Tucci
Kelsey Grammer
Nicola Peltz
Li Bing Bing
Sophia Myles
Peter Cullen


Louisiana’s 6th District Congressional Race: Bumfights Edition

Man, I really miss Bumfights. Back when the internet was still a baby, some assholes would give low-IQ degenerates money to humiliate themselves by beating the ally-scum off each other in public. Since that was deemed reprehensible and subsequently banned in 2006, the closest thing we have to Bumfights now is your average congressional race. […]

No, Games Can’t Change The World

No, Games Can’t Change The World Of all the garbage claims made by the soapbox brigade in the niche games press, this is the one that gets me the most: The idea that “Games can change the world.” When someone like Jane McGonigal — a (rich, white, well-maintained) woman who was granted an honest to […]


“Love: a temporary insanity curable by marriage.” – Ambrose Bierce