The Magdalene Sisters

Film Title

The Magdalene Sisters

Synopsis

Three young Irish women struggle to maintain their spirits while they endure dehumanizing abuse as inmates of a Magdalene Sisters Asylum.

Director

Peter Mullan

Cast

Geraldine McEwan
Anne-Marie Duff
Nora-Jane Noone
Dorothy Duffy
Eileen Walsh
Britta Smith

I don’t need a movie to tell me that the Catholic Church is completely fucked. I long ago accepted that priests preferred the bung hole to the Sermon…

THE DEPARTED

Film Title

The Departed

Synopsis

An undercover cop and a mole in the police attempt to identify each other while infiltrating an Irish gang in South Boston.

Director

Martin Scorsese

Cast

Jack Nicholson
Leonardo DiCaprio
Matt Damon
Mark Walhberg
Martin Sheen
Alec Baldwin
Ray Winstone
Vera Farmiga


Martin Scorsese has never been one to flirt with respectability for too long, and with The Departed, hes back in the sewer with old friends and familiar faces.

TERMINATOR 2

The futuristic year 1997!

ROCKY III

Let’s face it, folks — Rocky and Apollo want to fuck. They always have. Here, in the third installment, they come as close as they ever would to breaking…

RADIO

Film Title

Radio

Synopsis

Only unlikely story of a retard who saves the world.

Director

Michael Tollin

Cast

Ed Harris
Cuba Gooding
Debra Winger
Alfre Woodard
Brent Sexton
Chris Mulkey
Sarah Drew

And a drooling fuckwit shall lead them.

Irreversible

How much of the film is art and how much is some Euro realizing he can make a name for himself by throwing a couple of schlongs on the screen?

INCIDENT AT LOCH NESS

Werner Herzog is in a comedy. This is a lot better than that sounds.

COBRA

First of all, Sly Stallone spends the entire movie wearing the sort of sunglasses worn by Rob Halford in at least a half dozen Judas Priest videos. Add to that a group of terrorists who gather in a swimming pool…

ASSASSINATION

Folks, I love Charles Bronson. His films are garbage, but he usually makes me smile with little effort.

Fantastic Four

There’s only one thing that matters in a film like this; do we get to see Jessica Alba’s tits?