RADIO

Film Title

Radio

Synopsis

Only unlikely story of a retard who saves the world.

Director

Michael Tollin

Cast

Ed Harris
Cuba Gooding
Debra Winger
Alfre Woodard
Brent Sexton
Chris Mulkey
Sarah Drew

And a drooling fuckwit shall lead them.

Irreversible

How much of the film is art and how much is some Euro realizing he can make a name for himself by throwing a couple of schlongs on the screen?

INCIDENT AT LOCH NESS

Werner Herzog is in a comedy. This is a lot better than that sounds.

COBRA

First of all, Sly Stallone spends the entire movie wearing the sort of sunglasses worn by Rob Halford in at least a half dozen Judas Priest videos. Add to that a group of terrorists who gather in a swimming pool…

ASSASSINATION

Folks, I love Charles Bronson. His films are garbage, but he usually makes me smile with little effort.

Fantastic Four

There’s only one thing that matters in a film like this; do we get to see Jessica Alba’s tits?

The Hospital (1971)

Film Title

The Hospital (1971)

Synopsis

If there is one thing that separates the classic films of the 1970s from today’s offerings (outside of mere competence), it is great dialogue.

Director

Arthur Hiller

Cast

George C. Scott
Dianna Rigg
Nancy Marchand
Barnard Hughes
Richard Dysart

Words that snap, sizzle, and exist far beyond the need to push the story forward.

DEATH WISH 3

If it is possible for you to watch Death Wish 3 my choice as the single guiltiest pleasure ever put on screen and not be entertained and…

PAYCHECK

Well, I did it. I knowingly and willingly rented a Ben Affleck movie.

SPARTAN

Oy vey, talk about straight to video…