COBRA

First of all, Sly Stallone spends the entire movie wearing the sort of sunglasses worn by Rob Halford in at least a half dozen Judas Priest videos. Add to that a group of terrorists who gather in a swimming pool…

ASSASSINATION

Folks, I love Charles Bronson. His films are garbage, but he usually makes me smile with little effort.

Fantastic Four

There’s only one thing that matters in a film like this; do we get to see Jessica Alba’s tits?

The Hospital (1971)

Film Title

The Hospital (1971)

Synopsis

If there is one thing that separates the classic films of the 1970s from today’s offerings (outside of mere competence), it is great dialogue.

Director

Arthur Hiller

Cast

George C. Scott
Dianna Rigg
Nancy Marchand
Barnard Hughes
Richard Dysart

Words that snap, sizzle, and exist far beyond the need to push the story forward.

DEATH WISH 3

If it is possible for you to watch Death Wish 3 my choice as the single guiltiest pleasure ever put on screen and not be entertained and…

PAYCHECK

Well, I did it. I knowingly and willingly rented a Ben Affleck movie.

SPARTAN

Oy vey, talk about straight to video…

GLADIATOR

I got so carried away with the ridiculousness of Gladiator winning the Academy Award that I forgot how good it really is.

10 RIDICULOUS LARP PICS

I defy anyone to name something that this man could do to change himself for the worse.

AGUIRRE DER ZORN GOTTES

Written and Directed by Werner Herzog Starring: – Klaus Kinski as Don Lope de Aguirre – Helena Rojo as Inez – Del Negro as Brother Gaspar de Carvajal – Ruy Guerra as Don Pedro de Ursua – Peter Berling as Don Fernando de Guzman Watching Aguirre: Wrath of God you realize that Apocalypse Now is […]