Sabotage Action Movie Review

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Sabotage Action Movie Review: DEA stands for “Drunks Enjoy Asskicking.”


David Ayer


Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sam Worthington, Terrence Howard

David Ayer is going to keep making this shit until every American law enforcement agency has been depicted as a gang of douchebro meathead heroes.

Robocop 2 Review

Waste makes haste. For time is fleeting. A rolling stone is worth two in the bush.

Texas Forever and Ever, Amen: Friday Night Lights

I am the friend who will earnestly and sincerely tell you that you should watch Friday Night Lights.

Muppets Most Wanted

Disney is going to be making Muppet movies for the remainder of American, or possibly human civilization. And as the cinematic march of the fuzzy marionettes continues, Muppets Most Wanted will continue to float, lukewarm, in the middle levels of the franchise’s history.

In Bruges

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In Bruges


Two hit men on Holiday in Bruges.  Hilarity and death ensue.


Martin McDonaugh


Colin Farrell
Brendan Gleeson
Ralph Fiennes
Eric Godon
Clemence Posey
Thekla Reuten

In Bruges. Once in a rare chance you find a relatively obscure movie that is so unexpectedly wonderful that you feel like you have stolen something. We have watched films about unrepentant child-murderers, so what about those who are repentant, and are thrust into a horrible situation by only doing an honest days work? We […]

Fuck CNN

The people telling you to embrace flying murder robots on the supposedly centrist news channel are a Vanderbilt who worked for the CIA and Newt Gingrich.

Veronica Mars: The Movie

As compared to other high school reunion comedies, Veronica Mars lacks the self-satire or personal introspection that would enable it to function as a true interaction with the series’ past. It’s a TV movie rather than a movie, feeling more like an extended episode than an actual cinematic continuation.


Movies about Sales, the best sales movies, specifically The Top 10 Movies About Salesmen. Hopefully you have already read the ABCs OF SALES, but what about movies about these universally loathed hucksters? Along with Lawyers and Politicians, Salesmen bring up the rear as the least admired profession, and for good reason. Here are a few […]

Kaze Tachinu (The Wind Rises)

Miyazaki’s most mature and introspective film. It’s not a film for every child, but it’s the film to show if you want your kids to dream of being engineers instead of princesses. Kaze Tachinu is to Miyazaki’s career as Ran is to Kurosawa’s- an autumnal, meditative reprise of the director’s major philosophical themes, one that is fluid, bright, and gorgeous.

The Only True Detective Review You’ll Ever Need

In my mind, Marty and Rust went on to become successful P.I. partners, Senator Tuttle eventually got caught molesting Honey Boo Boo, and Melissa Joan Hart lived on to kill again.