Doomsday Preppers, Doomsday Castle, Doomsday Bunkers

Do you live under a rock? If the answer is, “yes,” then National Geographic Channel’s Doomsday Preppers is the show for you.

Paranormal Activity 5: The Marked Ones

This film’s a ‘ghetto’ rebranding, but more respectful of the inhabitants the barrio than Leprechaun in the Hood.

NFL PLAYOFF PICKS – WILD CARD, BITCHES! EDITION

We kick off our slate of Wild Card games with maybe the unsexiest matchup of ’em all, the Colts hosting the Chiefs. The Chiefs have predictably cooled off after their hot start, with their 11-5 win record being the worst of any team to start 9-0.

The Secret Life of Walter Mitty (2013 Ben Stiller version)

Cheer up sad sack! All you need to become the actualized person you were meant to be is an unlimited travel budget and lots of money! Good looks help too!

The Worst and the Best of 2013- Devon’s Picks

The highs and the lows, the wonders and the woes, of 2013’s movie and music debuts.

The Wolf of Wall Street

When hiring a midget for your office party, please, for chrissakes, hire the one willing to show his cock.

American Hustle (2013)

Film Title

American Hustle

Synopsis

Con man works for FBI and the Mob thinks it’s hilarious

Director

David O. Russell

Cast

Christian Bale
Bradley Cooper
Amy Adams
Jeremy Renner
Jennifer Lawrence
Louis C.K.
Jack Huston

If opening scenes are trying to grab your attention, this one certainly succeeds as we see a clownishly attired Christian Bale orchestrate a really bad hairdo for something like 5 minutes. Equally as shocking is his physique as the formerly ripped Batman has put on 43 pounds of mostly paunch. The plot of this film […]

Week 17 NFL Picks – This Is The End, My Only Friend, The End Edition

If the Ravens lose this weekend we could see one of last year’s Super Bowl teams miss the playoffs. While I will be riding the Cardinals this week, I will also be on the Bengals.

Junior Review

Film Title

Junior

Synopsis

Seahorses, dude.

Director

Ivan Reitman

Cast

Arnold Schwarzenegger
Danny DeVito
Emma Thompson
Frank Langella
Christopher Meloni

Father, why hast thou forsaken me?

The Five Most Loathsome Americans Who Flew Under The Radar in 2013

LINDEL TOUPS JR. If there is one thing we love here in Louisiana, it’s prison. Not only are we the prison capital of the United States, we are the prison capital of the world. We incarcerate people at a rate five times that of Iran and thirteen times that of China. One in eighty-six Louisianians […]