The Worst and the Best of 2013- Devon’s Picks

The highs and the lows, the wonders and the woes, of 2013’s movie and music debuts.

The Wolf of Wall Street

When hiring a midget for your office party, please, for chrissakes, hire the one willing to show his cock.

American Hustle (2013)

Film Title

American Hustle

Synopsis

Con man works for FBI and the Mob thinks it’s hilarious

Director

David O. Russell

Cast

Christian Bale
Bradley Cooper
Amy Adams
Jeremy Renner
Jennifer Lawrence
Louis C.K.
Jack Huston

If opening scenes are trying to grab your attention, this one certainly succeeds as we see a clownishly attired Christian Bale orchestrate a really bad hairdo for something like 5 minutes. Equally as shocking is his physique as the formerly ripped Batman has put on 43 pounds of mostly paunch. The plot of this film […]

Week 17 NFL Picks – This Is The End, My Only Friend, The End Edition

If the Ravens lose this weekend we could see one of last year’s Super Bowl teams miss the playoffs. While I will be riding the Cardinals this week, I will also be on the Bengals.

Junior Review

Film Title

Junior

Synopsis

Seahorses, dude.

Director

Ivan Reitman

Cast

Arnold Schwarzenegger
Danny DeVito
Emma Thompson
Frank Langella
Christopher Meloni

Father, why hast thou forsaken me?

The Five Most Loathsome Americans Who Flew Under The Radar in 2013

LINDEL TOUPS JR. If there is one thing we love here in Louisiana, it’s prison. Not only are we the prison capital of the United States, we are the prison capital of the world. We incarcerate people at a rate five times that of Iran and thirteen times that of China. One in eighty-six Louisianians […]

Anchorman 2: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

Ultimately, the film feels more like the Ron Burgundy sketch show than a comedy film. But overall, it’s too disorganized, a grunting stream of non sequiturs thrown out in a desperate chase to dig every vein of comedy gold that can be found.

The Hobbit 2: The Smaugening- Film Review

One of the textbooks symptoms of a bad sequel is one that tries to merely repeat what you liked about the film, while jostling you sharply in the ribs to remind you of what you once enjoyed.

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians

Film Title

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians

Director

Nicholas Webster

Cast

John Call, Leonard Hicks, Vincent Beck, Bill McCutcheon, Pia Zadora

I stumbled upon this heaping pile of garbage by googling, “Worst holiday movies ever.”

12 Years a Slave- Film Review

Rape of wimpering woman in mid-night, the men forced to stand mute witness. Children forced screaming from mothers. Beatings until the bat breaks. Giant red rents festering on black backs as the cotton-worms crawl. That old Dixie charm, y’all.