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THE ABCs OF OBESITY IN AMERICA

by Goat October 20, 2014

More than one-third (34.9% or 78.6 million) of U.S. adults are obese. †Also, not surprisingly, the medical cost of this obesity is staggering, as much as 147 Billion dollars a year. †I recently visited the magnificent Aquarium in Gatlinburg, Tennessee and was surprised to see that the Aquarium contained hundreds and hundreds of whales. Unfortunately, […]

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4 Ruthless Life Tips For Women

by Melissa Fraser October 20, 2014

Grow a fucking spine, get a fucking life, be fucking careful, and tell any men who…

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Week 7 Football Picks – These Bettors Are Making Me Queasy Edition

by Dan K October 17, 2014

WEEK 6 RECORD: DAN K: 2-0-1 ESPO: 1-1-1 DICK: 2-1 SEASON RECORD: DAN K: 9-9-1 ESPO: 5-12-2 DICK: 9-9-1 ESPO MIAMI DOLPHINS +3 AT CHICAGO BEARS I feel like I’ve been writing about the Dolphins a little too much for my taste this year, but something about them keeps bringing me back to the well. […]

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Week 6 NFL Picks – May Have Done a Little Gambling Edition

by Dan K October 11, 2014

People say the definition of insanity is doing the same thing but expecting different results. They can go fuck themselves. If I keep opening the refrigerator door, EVENTUALLY I am going to find some new food in there! It’s just science. I would submit that the definition of insanity is picking the Jacksonville Jaguars to cover the spread EVERY WEEK in my pick ‘em league, like I did.

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Louisiana’s 6th District Congressional Race: Bumfights Edition

by L. Ron Mexico October 7, 2014

Man, I really miss Bumfights. Back when the internet was still a baby, some assholes would give low-IQ degenerates money to humiliate themselves by beating the ally-scum off each other in public. Since that was deemed reprehensible and subsequently banned in 2006, the closest thing we have to Bumfights now is your average congressional race. […]

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No, Games Can’t Change The World

by George October 6, 2014

No, Games Can’t Change The World Of all the garbage claims made by the soapbox brigade in the niche games press, this is the one that gets me the most: The idea that “Games can change the world.” When someone like Jane McGonigal — a (rich, white, well-maintained) woman who was granted an honest to […]

Does NFL have its place in Britain?

by Faststeady October 4, 2014

The National Football League International Season has got off to a flying start, with Wembley Stadium being sold out time and again as British American football fans flock to London. This year, the International Season kicked off with the Oakland Raiders taking on the Miami Dolphins. The Dolphins walked away victorious on September 28th with […]

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Week 5 NFL Picks – What the hell is “baseball” Edition

by Dan K October 3, 2014

Like many NFL fans, I was not shocked that Steve Smith Sr. aggressively torched his old team last week to the tune of 2 TDs, ripped the GM that let him go in the media, and punted a football into the gut of an 8 year Panthers fan after scoring one of the aforementioned TDs.

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Trying Fanduel: Football

by Plexico Gingrich September 28, 2014

It’s not gambling! You just place some money in a contest hoping to win more money.

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Week 4 NFL Picks – All The Lines Suck This Week Edition

by Dan K September 27, 2014

OK, this is the first pick in four weeks Iím going to attempt to back up with actual data rather than with blustering jagoffery and as such it will probably lose as the latter seems to have been really working out for me thus far, but here goes.