Inside Out

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Inside Out is a masterpiece of children’s cinema, because it combines together three important processes for children. Inside Out is the healthiest children’s film yet made. And for that it has my warmest endorsement.

E3 2015: A GODDAMN SLOBBERKNOCKER

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E3 2015: A GODAMN SLOBBERKNOCKER “ENOUGH IS ENOUGH, STOP THE DAMN TRADE SHOW!” Hear ye, hear ye! Now comes the time for Electronic Entertainment Expo XXI, the 21st yearly celebration of marketing hyperbole, awkward stage presentations, and crazy ambitious promises (that companies will never be able to keep). Dates: June 16-18, 2015 Main Event: Facebook/Oculus […]

The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly of Americana

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Goat at House on the Rock As many of you know, I just completed a nice road trip, a 2,000 mile journey through Wyoming, South Dakota, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Iowa and Nebraska. According to the world of Matt Cale there is no bad Americana, but I beg to differ. I present, the Good, the Bad, and […]

San Andreas

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Disaster films are a power fantasy that you can somehow skip through the greatest collective traumas of human history with little more than a scrape, some grit, and some mild flinching.

Mad Max, Mad Masculinity: What Fury Road has to say about manhood

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Mad Max doesn’t need….

An Avengers 3 Pitch

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The Hulk vs. Existence.

Ex Machina

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It’s a Bluebeard fairy tale for the 21st century. Ex Machina is an excellent locked door intrigue, a cold and thrilling cyberpunk noir.

Language of the Unheard

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The original article can be viewed on Patheos here By now, almost everyone is acquainted with the story of Freddie Gray’s inexcusable death, a mysterious occurrence that took place while Gray was in custody of Baltimore police. This tragedy– a word I’ve grown weary of reciting but is nonetheless applicable– sadly adds to the ever-burgeoning […]

THE ABCs OF BBQ-Smoking the meat edition

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VERSES OF BBQ Salvations 1:1 Verily,verily I say unto thee, an open flame shall not touch thy cooking flesh or thine days will be numbered before you are cast into the lake of ire. Goatesians 1:2-4 The only way to the BBQ is with the meat. It is blasphemous and very naughty in my wholly […]

Danny Collins

Film Title

Danny Collins

Synopsis

An aging rock star finds a long lost letter from John Lennon

Director

Dan Fogelman

Cast

Al Pacino
Jennifer Garner
Christopher Plummer
Bobby Cannavale
Annette Bening
Melissa Benoist
Josh Peck

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Can’t decide between naughty or nice