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ALEX’S TEN (PLUS ONE) BEST OF 2011

Muppets fucking rule.

By : December 27, 2011
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THE INDEFENSIBLE – EQUILIBRIUM

Singing in the Rain could have used some Gunkata.

By : October 3, 2011
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THE INDEFENSIBLE – 1941

Never has so much been so destroyed for so many grinning idiots.

By : September 8, 2011
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THE INDEFENSIBLE – DAMIEN: THE OMEN PART II

In its creative body count shall this crap movie be redeemed.

By : September 1, 2011
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THE INDEFENSIBLE – STAR TREK

Defending the indefensible – or my irrational appreciation of Shatner.

By : August 29, 2011
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THE MISUNDERSTOOD – ICEMAN

We are all gay for Iceman over here.

By : August 25, 2011
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INSIDE POOP: L. RON MEXICO ACTUALLY WORKS AT A SEWAGE TREATMENT FACILITY

Here, our turds have become one. On a unified, peaceful accord. Insulated selfhood gives way into innate, homogenized harmony.

By : August 14, 2011
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THE CONFESSIONS OF MARCUS BACHMANN

I, God-willing, will bring butt sex back to Washington.

By : July 15, 2011
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TALKIN’ ROLLER DERBY

If women, inferior to men in almost every physical aspect, could skate that fast, hit that hard, or could dust themselves off after taking a nasty tumble, what was I capable of? Imagine my own potential!

By : July 8, 2011
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THE END GAME OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA

Sadly, this is what democracy looks like.

By : June 30, 2011