I have seen a few movies in my lifetime, but seldom had I been as moved as I was with this cinematic masterpiece. Blade Runner 2049 is a cinephile’s dream come true. I just returned from my second viewing and although it did not have the Wow! of the initial, unspoiled viewing, the second viewing […]
Blade Runner 2049- A cinephile’s dream come true
October 21, 2017 by
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Blade Runner 2049Synopsis
“I didn’t want anyone else to fuck it up” -Denis Villeneuve
Director
Denis VilleneuveCast
Ryan Gosling
Harrison Ford
Robin Wright
Jared Leto
Dave Bautista
Anna De Armas
Edward James Olmos
Mackenzie Davis
Sylvia Hoeks
Ana Steline
The Snowman
October 21, 2017 by
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The SnowmanSynopsis
The documentary of a retired porn-star-turned-detective living in Oslo.
Director
Tomas AlfredsonCast
Michael Fassbender
Rebecca Ferguson
J.K. Simmons
Charlotte Gainsbourg
Jonas Karlsson
Toby Jones
James D'Arcy
Val Kilmer
The Iceman Cometh. The Snowman. Oh man, am I proud of that tagline. I always try to avoid using clunky puns in my taglines, and this movie just begs for something hacky like “This movie leaves everything out in the cold” or “You just got snowed in” or “‘Snow joke this movie is bad.” For […]
Mixing it up at the Poker Tables: Swimming with Fish
October 21, 2017 by
Poker games can be a little daunting for newbies, especially when you’re coming up against assholes who’ve been playing the game for a long time. Too many entrenched players feel entitled to treat newbies with disrespect. But a word of caution is in order: its the newbies who are snapping at their heels and displacing […]
NFL Week 7: You Knew What You Were Getting In For Edition
October 19, 2017 by
Hey, it happens. Gotta handle the swings, that’s part of the process. Remember, a very famous man of the cloth once said that a mans gotta make at least one bet a day, else he could be walking around lucky and never know it. We’ll be alright. Now, as is custom with most football gambling […]
The Foreigner (2017)
October 16, 2017 by
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The ForeignerSynopsis
An IRA headman’s worst nightmare – an old man bent on revenge.
Director
Martin CampbellCast
Jackie Chan
Pierce Brosnan
Katie Leung
Rufus Jones
Mark Tandy
Jackie Chan for the win. Of all the actors you’ve seen in a film or television, can you name one that appears to love their job more than Chan? You know when you hear he’s in a new movie, you are in. You don’t even need to know the title; just when the film opens […]
The Foreigner (2017)
October 15, 2017 by
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The Foreigner (2017)Synopsis
A businessman fights terrorism, his past, and government officials
Director
Martin CampbellCast
Jackie Chan
Pierce Bronsan
Katie Leung
Rufus Jones
Mark Tandy
Film Review- The Foreigner (2017) Fair Value of The Foreigner: $5.00. Its worth watching on the in-flight movie, but there’s little that’s memorable about this film. Is This Film Worth My Time? The Foreigner is a taut and engaging mixture of vigilante action and espionage. Its one of the better, more well assembled examples of […]
NFL Week 6: The Oppression Is Only In Your Mind Edition
October 12, 2017 by
NFL Week 6: The Oppression Is Only In Your Mind Edition This just in: Mike Ditka sucks. Mike Ditka not only sucks, Mike Ditka is an archetype of suck. Mike Ditka is a caricature of a sort of outdated, humorless hard-ass father figure exclusively in the eyes of people who hate their fathers. He was, […]
Blade Runner 2049
October 9, 2017 by
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Blade Runner 2049Synopsis
Blade Runner 2049 is a visual masterpiece and cerebral joy
Director
Denis VilleneuveCast
Ryan Gosling
Harrison Ford
Robin Wright
Jared Leto
Dave Bautista
Anna De Armas
Edward James Olmos
Mackenzie Davis
Sylvia Hoeks
Ana Steline
Film Review- Blade Runner 2049 2hrs 34 minutes, R for graphic violence and nudity Fair Value of Blade Runner 2049: $24. Easily worth multiple viewings, with elaborate scenes and gorgeous visuals making an IMAX premium justifiable. A worthy successor to the classic that invented Cyberpunk. Future Parables Must Be Coded in Chrome and Holograms: To […]
Fuck That Massage Parlor on Colorado Boulevard
October 9, 2017 by
Is this what the world has come to? A decade removed from the prostitution game, and they go and throw a legitimate massage parlor into the mix?
