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Catching Fire- Movie Review

by Devon Pack December 2, 2013

I get it, evil future dictators. You like gladiatorial death-matches because they allow you to entertain the public while slaying your opponents. Do you know a better way to kill those two mockingjays with one stone? Play the Benny Hill music as the soundtrack every time you televise an execution.

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NFL PICKS: WEEK 13 TURKEY HANGOVER EDITION

by Dan K November 29, 2013

So the Seattle Seahawks, all hyped up on illegal muscle drugs, are favored by 4.5 points here. How many of their players have to be suspended before we can rename the “Legion of Boom” to the “The Boys on Roids?”

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NFL Holiday Picksgiving Pickstravaganza

by Dan K November 26, 2013

.For years, a favorite holiday ritual of millions of Americans has been to gorge on turkey and watch a succession of awful Lions teams get beaten like a rented mule on Thanksgiving.

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NFL Picks: Japanesey Edition

by Dan K November 23, 2013

Not to mention, I don’t have any money to bet on football after spending my life savings on Pachinko while in Japan and now owing millions of yen to Yakuza loan sharks.

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Ender’s Game- Film Review

by Devon Pack November 21, 2013

Ender’s Game- Film Review   Fair Value of Ender’s Game: $11.50. It’s a cold sprinting synopsis of the book, but it still packs a solid cathartic impact in the resolution. Why Didn’t You Boycott Orson Scott Card? I sharply disagree with Card’s misogyny, homophobia, and religious conservatism. I can say the same thing for H. P. […]

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NFL Picks: Obamacare Edition

by Dan K November 15, 2013

Yawn. An undrafted backup versus a potato-headed QB with fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Thor 2: The Dark World

by Devon Pack November 9, 2013

The entire universe is at threat of being converted into the dark matter Red Vines of doom, but nobody seems to care all that much. The characters are numb to the stakes, and that left me numb to the characters.

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NFL Picks: Rob Ford and Richie Incognito Psychopathy Bonanza Edition

by Dan K November 8, 2013

I demand a mulligan for my Buffalo pick last week. I made it before I knew it would once again be Tuel Time. But, you know what, even with Jeff the Tuel Man Tuel…

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Fuck Movember

by Antoine November 4, 2013

The premise is simple and alarmingly retarded in equal measure: grow a mustache, look like a Turkish rent-boy for a month and think you’re fighting cancer.

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NFL Picks Week 9

by Dan K October 31, 2013

The new Browns versus the old Browns. The Drew Carey Show versus The Wire. The Ratbirds of Bodymore face the Cleveland Team That’s Literally Just a Color…

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