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How To Deal With Conservative/Paranoid Facebook Friends

by L. Ron Mexico May 20, 2013

Facebook is pretty much the Gettysburg of the internet culture war. It’s the epicenter of binary bloodshed. Houses are divided, attacks are vicious, and no matter what happens, you will see body parts you wish you hadn’t. We can’t help it. Even the wussiest amongst us are embolden by the internet. I think Sir Friendzone [...]

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The 10 Most Ridiculous 90s Hip Hop Album Covers In L. Ron Mexico’s CD Collection

by L. Ron Mexico May 5, 2013

That’s right, these are the College Boyz and they came to say / they rap hot rhymes like every day. The best thing about this album cover is not the flat tops, the denim shirts, or the guy wearing a high school track and field medal, it’s…

IDIOTS OF THE POKER ROOM PART 4

by Plexico Gingrich May 1, 2013

Casinos fuck their customers over like few other businesses. I think it goes 1) Hookers who drug their customers, then steal their kidneys and leave them in a bathtub full of ice 2) Casinos.

Put Motley Crue In The Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame

by Chester April 29, 2013

If Shout was the last thing they did before say, dying in a spectacular four seater Ferrari crash following their appearance at the U.S. Festival in 1983, the members of Motley Crue would be undisputed legends. But…

Oblivion Review: Exhilarating tale of adventure?

by Plexico Gingrich April 23, 2013

A dream about a space odyssey inside an inception inside a matrix with robocops and Max Headroom that all turns out to be a dream about star wars and maybe the war on terror.

THE ABCs OF MIDGETS

by Matt Cale March 27, 2013

Inside the Lollipop Guild.

L. Ron Mexico’s Guide To Car Sleeping

by L. Ron Mexico March 26, 2013

Designated drivers are like and sexy models who eat chicken wings and hang out with fat guys: they only exist in beer commercials.

Australia is shitloads better than America

by Faststeady March 23, 2013

Ding Ding..Round one. Bigger is not always better, particularly when you want to compare America and Australia.

The Metric System Is Stupid

by Plexico Gingrich March 9, 2013

The metric system is, of course, based on measuring everything using the circumference of the earth. Why? Well, we do live on planet earth. But other than that it is… guess what? Arbitrary as shit!

THE HIDDEN PRESIDENCY

by Matt Cale February 18, 2013

Silent Cal, as he was known to fans and detractors alike, presided over a prosperous, regulation-free America, but while Governor of Massachusetts, between strike-breaking and tax-cutting, he performed back alley abortions in the basement of the executive mansion.

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