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Juan Does Oscar

by juan Konstantin March 2, 2014

A Ruthless Guide to Some of the 2014 Academy Awards’ Failures

2014 Academy Awards- Devon’s Bets

by Devon Pack March 2, 2014

2014 Academy Awards- Devon’s Bets Category: Best Picture Nominees: American Hustle, Captain Phillips, Dallas Buyer’s Club; Gravity; Her; Nebraska; Philomena; 12 Years a Slave; The Wolf of Wall Street Devon’s Pick: 12 Years A Slave, because it’s the subject matter that the Academy goes for (see: Lincoln, Crash). Her, though brilliant, is too cruel, […]

Into the Abyss

by Goat February 27, 2014

A documentary by Werner Herzog “The fact that a believer is happier than a Skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober man.”-George Bernard Shaw This documentary centers on death row inmates in Huntsville, Texas, the state that leads the nation in executions, […]

Hackwatch: Darren Sharper is a phony asshole

by L. Ron Mexico February 23, 2014

As a Saints fan, it pains me to say that it appears Darren Sharper is a serial rapist, and I don’t mean he’s got his dick in a box of Captain Crunch. I mean he drugged a bunch of babes and sexually assaulted them like some douchbag perp straight out of Law and Order. Now […]

Pompeii (2014 version)

by Devon Pack February 22, 2014

You either want to enjoy tens of thousands people dying in a fiery holocaust, or you don’t.

L. Ron Mexico Discovers Noah’s Diary He Kept on the Ark and Translates it for the Internet.

by L. Ron Mexico February 21, 2014

The other day, I was hanging out in the swamp, just trying to exaggerate my rural working-class persona and get a reality TV deal, and I stumbled upon a dusty book inside an old pile of wooden wreckage. As it turns out, the book is actually Noah’s diary from his time on the ark! Now […]

The ABCs of Game Journalism

by George February 19, 2014

Adclicks: The alpha and the omega, the end all/be all of the profession. This is why the usual rags update a hundred times a day, about anything that has even the flimsiest of connections to video games. You may think you got into games writing to share your love of the medium with a like-minded […]

Happy People

by Goat February 18, 2014

A documentary by Werner Herzog I just finished watching the 9-part series: Alaska:The Last Frontier and it was great. This series showcases the lives of the second and third generation Kilchers, who for decades have been homesteaders on the rugged Alaskan frontier. These people are impressive and quite hard-core as they fish, hunt, drive cattle, […]

Great Cocksmen of the American Presidency (Who Are Not Bill Clinton)

by Matt February 17, 2014

Finally, a list without Jimmy Carter.

August: Osage County

by Devon Pack February 10, 2014

If I wanted to see a bunch of drunken, drug-abusing, incestuous, adulterous, hypocrites shouting at each other while breaking crockery, I’d attend a family reunion.

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