The Bad Guys – Does farting really make someone bad? It took me a while to put my finger on it, but I finally realized why The Bad Guys failed to resonate with me. The opening of the film shows a wolf and a snake having breakfast at a diner. Everyone else in the diner […]
The Bad Guys (2022)
April 27, 2022 by
Film Title
The Bad GuysSynopsis
Bad criminal type animals attempt to go straight
Director
Pierre PerifelCast
Sam Rockwell
Mark Maron
Awkwafina
Craig Robinson
Anthony Ramos
The Wizard Of Ahs -or- Please Stay On That Goldbrick Road, Dorothy
April 27, 2022 by
Follow the yellow brick road to the Emerald City where the Wizard of Humongous Metaphors will grant the key to this classic. “Oh Toto, Why couldn’t we have been swept up in an allegory for the Spanish-American War or Swine Flu or something?” That’s right. Didn’t know you were watching a 19th century economic sermon […]
Early Days: Part Two
April 26, 2022 by
Blaxploitation As you probably know, I likes me a bit of blaxploitation, even though much of it was an unashamed rip-off of whatever whitey was up to. Westerns, horror, crime, comedies… the blacks always had some sort of crappy facsimile to hand as typified by the likes of Blacula and Black Shampoo. Well, everyone’s gotta […]
Beetlejuice (1988)
April 25, 2022 by
Film Title
BeetlejuiceSynopsis
A New England couple is dismayed to find death more complicated and chaotic than life.
Director
Tim BurtonCast
Alec Baldwin
Geena Davis
Michael Keaton
Winona Ryder
Jeffrey Jones
Catherine O'Hara
Glenn Shadix
Sylvia Sydney
Beetlejuice is a wildly outrageous film made by the great Tim Burton. This is a film that demands multiple viewings to be fully appreciated. Beetlejuice was initially supposed to be a horror movie, but the performances by Michael Keaton as the unhinged bio-exorcist, the unfortunate dead couple, Adam and Barbara, and the whacky trio that […]
Early Days: Part One
April 24, 2022 by
By Dave Franklin I’ve met a handful of folk who insist old movies are boring. They don’t like stuff from cinema’s greatest decade, the 1970s, because it’s slow or the special effects aren’t as good or the hairdos are silly. Anyhow, after I’ve stabbed these ignoramuses and they’ve begun to recover from the shock, I […]
Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No!
April 23, 2022 by
Film Title
Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No!Synopsis
Giant sharks again fill this air. This time from Washington D.C. to Orlando Florida
Director
Anthony C. FerranteCast
Ian Ziering
Tara Reid
Mark Cuban
Bo Derek
David Hasselhoff
Ann Coulter
Reviewing any Sharknado movie is an exercise in utter chaos, so for this deep dive (I am truly sorry for the pun) into Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No!, I will basically just be transcribing my frenzied, disbelieving notes, but cleaned up and tweaked into coherent sentences and paragraphs. Or so I hope. I’ve seen three […]
The Northman
April 22, 2022 by
Film Title
The NorthmanSynopsis
A Robert Eggers Viking Epic
Director
Robert EggersCast
Alexander Skarsgard
Nicole Kidman
Willem DaFoe
Claes Bang
Ethan Hawke
Anya Taylor-Joy
Gustav Lindh
The Northman – Alexander Skarsgard is tight. My main goal in writing film reviews is to entertain you while I tell you about a movie. While I can’t even sniff the same comedic galaxy as Pitch Meeting or Honest Trailers, I do my best to come up with jokes to make your read slightly less […]
How to Rank Up Fast in League of Legends – 5 Pro Tips
April 18, 2022 by
League of Legends, as you know, is the leader of the MOBA genre in the game industry. It has millions of players with its competitive gameplay and diverse champion pool. As the number of players is so high, it increases the competition and also causes the level of toxicity to increase. This is exactly why […]
Fucked Up Films #4 -Deep River Savages/AKA Man from Deep River/AKA Il paese del sesso selvaggio/AKA Sacrifice
April 17, 2022 by
Film Title
Deep River Savages/AKA Man from Deep RiverSynopsis
A Club 18-30 holiday for the most ardent of masochists
Director
Umberto LenziCast
Ivan Rassimov
Me Me Lai
Pratitsak Singhara
Sullalewan Suxantat
Ong Ard
What are these sick bastards doing? I don’t think I caught the hero’s name, but given his wondrous flaxen mane I shall refer to him as Blonde Magnificence. Really, his flowing tresses are on a par with Klaus Kinski and Rutger Hauer. No idea if this dude graduated to playing a Nazi but, believe me, […]
Commando
April 15, 2022 by
Film Title
CommandoSynopsis
Meet Arnie. He eats Green Berets for breakfast.
Director
Mark L. LesterCast
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Rae Dawn Chong
Alyssa Milano
Vernon Wells
Dan Hedaya
Bill Duke
David Patrick Kelley
If you’re the sort of guy who dresses his semi-automatic rifle in a see-through negligee just before beddy-byes and snuggles up tight while dreaming about his erect penis turning into the aforementioned weapon and walking butt-naked down the street spraying cock bullets at all those other puny men, then Commando is the one for you. […]
