The Martian


The Martian is the denouement of the statistics-driven model of modern studio film-making. Its the best movie of the moment but it will be forgotten in five years.

Ruthless Recommendations- Good Horror Films now Available for streaming on Netflix/Amazon/YouTube


Here is your obligatory horror movie recommendations article.


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Baltasar Kormakur


Jason Clark
Thomas M. Wright
Martin Henderson
John Hawkes
Josh Brolin
Jake Gyllenhaal
Emily Watson
Sam Worthington
Ingvar Eggert Sigurosson
Keira Knightley

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I have watched numerous Everest and K2 documentaries and am firmly in the Matt Cale camp of mountain climbing. We both look on these climbers as a bunch of narcissistic born-rich fools who deserve to die because they have been polluting these beautiful and majestic mountains for decades with their corpses and O2 bottles. There […]

Black Mass


Gangster films are a pageant of the state, an affirmation of the police order which governs America.

7 True Crimes That Deserve To Be Ripped From The Headlines


The greatest true crime TV episodes never made.

M. Night Shyamalan’s The Visit


It is incoherent in plot, immature in anxiety, inept in dialogue, immoderate in pacing, immodest in taste, indolent in cinematography. It is one of the most miserable collisions of apathy and pretension that Ive had the misfortune to observe.

Week 1 Football Picks – De FlaterMass Edition


As we’re all aware, Chip Kelly got drunk as a fuckin skunk this offseason and went Madden 16 all over the fucking place on this team. He traded Shady McCoy for Kiko Alonso, because he is a racist.

The Man from U.N.C.L.E.

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The Man From U.N.C.L.E


Love at first sight


Guy Ritchie


Henry Cavill
Armie Hammer
Alicia Vikander
Elizabeth Debicki
Luca Calvani
Sylvester Groth
Hugh Grant

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It has been a while since I’ve been excited about a new movie, but the other day I saw one that was pretty slick and very watchable. The Man From U.N.C.L.E is a delightful 60’s time period movie from the great Guy Ritchie. Yep, he’s the guy that did Snatch, Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking […]

DFS Football fundamentals

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Cowboys Stadium/Arlington, TX, USA
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It seems daily fantasy football remains beatable for only this reason. Any asshole can search for daily fantasy football strategy, like you probably just did. But most wont, or they’ll find the information but then ignore it. They want to pretend that they know that Tom Brady will be especially fired up because of deflategate, […]

Why Liberals Will Never Win The Gun Control Debate

Liberty Protest at Gravelly Point

For many gun owners, gun control isn’t a debate. It’s a threat, yet the left insists upon having this conversation after every mass shooting. Gun control advocates need to understand how these people see themselves, what role guns play in their lives, and how they view the world. At times, they teeter between shrieking cowards […]