Movie… fone, steals the exact format of our 80s action reviews. We promise author, Kevin Polowy that we’ll kill him last.

Kira’s world must be a magical place.

Following Kira Cochrane’s terrible piece on the decline of “lad’s mags” she’s come up with this terrible piece: a shocking expose revealing that many famous actresses have had plastic surgery.

When a 100 year old man announces that he’s just started to think about politics seriously, my money says he probably has fresh ideas.

OK, so you’re pederasts. That’s the least offensive thing about this article.

Note that this is the man who started the largest right wing site on the web and he just said that he believes in dragons. (Seriously.)

Please stop, because you’ve somehow made K-Fed walk taller in my mind.