The Room

Recently, I reviewed The Canyons – a movie so bad that I described it as a “shit-heap” and “dumpster-fire.” It was by no means the worst movie I’d ever seen, but it was certainly the worst movie I’d seen in a very long time, and I pride myself on being a connoisseur of really bad […]

Hackwatch: Darren Sharper is a phony asshole

As a Saints fan, it pains me to say that it appears Darren Sharper is a serial rapist, and I don’t mean he’s got his dick in a box of Captain Crunch. I mean he drugged a bunch of babes and sexually assaulted them like some douchbag perp straight out of Law and Order. Now […]

Fuck Liberal Puritans: The Ted Rall Racism Trial

Things like mass incarceration are bigger problems for African Americans than the way Ted Rall draws Obama’s nose.

WAITING FOR SUPERMAN: DEBUNKING ONE OF THE WORST FILMS EVER MADE

A free education is not an opportunity of which you take advantage. Rather, it’s an entitlement that should be bestowed upon you, with no effort on your part, even if you actively resist it. The truth is that teachers…

HACKWATCH: JASON COLE SERIOUSLY ASKS IF TERRELL OWENS DESERVES TO BE IN THE HALL OF FAME

Even though everybody agrees that TO is an asshole, who cares?

BREAKING NEWS: MOVIEFONE STEALS FROM RUTHLESS!

Movie… fone, steals the exact format of our 80s action reviews. We promise author, Kevin Polowy that we’ll kill him last.

HACKWATCH: KIRA’S RUMINATIONS ON “THE APPRENTICE”

Kira’s world must be a magical place.

HACKWATCH: ACTRESSES HAVE PLASTIC SURGERY!!1!

Following Kira Cochrane’s terrible piece on the decline of “lad’s mags” she’s come up with this terrible piece: a shocking expose revealing that many famous actresses have had plastic surgery.

HACKWATCH: KIRA COCHRANE’S FEMINIST RAMBLINGS  PART 1

Kira Cochrane is the “women’s editor” of The Guardian.  We love The Guardian.  They linked to Ruthless back when we were even less popular than we are today.  However, “women’s editor” is as intellectually ominous as “no spin zone” or “intelligent design.”  I like some women writers, of course, but very few of them who […]

HACKWATCH: DAVID MAMET’S “WHY I AM NO LONGER A BRAIN DEAD LIBERAL”

When a 100 year old man announces that he’s just started to think about politics seriously, my money says he probably has fresh ideas.