The Seven Most Pivotal Events in Heavy Metal History

Unfortunately, the founding of Black Sabbath did not make the cut.

TOP 10 WORST BLACK METAL RECORDS OF ALL TIME

The rest of the CD drags its ass around like a worm-ridden hyena on a hot afternoon.

TOP 10 UGLIEST MEN IN HEAVY METAL HISTORY

During the Decade when Pussy was Free if you could Sweep Pick Power Chords, these Sad Fucks Drank Alone.

TOP 10 MOST RIDICULOUS BLACK METAL PICS OF ALL TIME

How Mike got it down to just 10, we will never know

THE OTHER TOP 10 MOST RIDICULOUS BLACK METAL PICS OF ALL TIME

How Mike Got It Down To Just 10 (Again) We Will Never Know Here are the original Top 10 Most Ridiculous Black Metal Pics of all time. #10 Dani Filth Weighing in at #10 is our good friend, Dani. Yeah, yeah, we all know Cradle of Filth isnít black metal — they’re more a retarded […]