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10 OF THE WORLD’S LEAST ENVIABLE CELEBS

Now that I’m badly incontinent, perhaps I should stop wearing spandex…

By Wax: February 28, 2007
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10 UGLIEST MEN IN HEAVY METAL HISTORY

This is one fucker who would surely fell the Kraken.

By Matt Cale: February 11, 2007
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10 WORST METAL ALBUMS OF THE 1980’s

It takes big, sweaty, vein-laden balls to release the most offensive cover song in the history of music, but here it is:

By Matt Cale: February 11, 2007
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THE IDIOTS OF THE POKER ROOM PART 1

The I-Pod, the concealing brim of a baseball cap, the obsidian shades: Blue Chip Phil is impossible to read. Just ask him. He is…

By Erich Schulte: February 9, 2007
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2006 – THE YEAR IN MOVIES

Cale recounts another eventful year.

By Matt Cale: January 23, 2007
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CALE’S 10 BEST FILMS OF 2006

For sheer entertainment value alone, this frenetic, balls-to-the-wall documentary is a supreme wonder…

By Matt Cale: January 21, 2007
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TOP 10 WORST BLACK METAL RECORDS OF ALL TIME

The rest of the CD drags its ass around like a worm-ridden hyena on a hot afternoon.

By Mike von Hobart: January 13, 2007
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TOP 8 MOST ESSENTIAL BLACK METAL RECORDS

Heaven Shall Burn is the pinnacle of black metal in many ways. This album is just simply fucking hellish.

By Mike von Hobart: January 13, 2007
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CALE’S 10 WORST FILMS OF 2006

You spent $1.08 on a film that has as it’s very first image Larry the Cable Guy’s hairy ass crack?

By Matt Cale: January 1, 2007
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TEN RICH, POWERFUL CELEBRITIES WE WOULDN’T TRADE PLACES WITH

Celebrity has beaten the shit out of any other quality to which a person might aspire in our society. You ...
By Wax: December 18, 2006