The Five Most Loathsome Americans Who Flew Under The Radar in 2013

LINDEL TOUPS JR. If there is one thing we love here in Louisiana, it’s prison. Not only are we the prison capital of the United States, we are the prison capital of the world. We incarcerate people at a rate five times that of Iran and thirteen times that of China. One in eighty-six Louisianians […]

The Definitive Ranking of Rocky Fighters

We finally have definitive rankings determined by a prestigious panel of former champs, top writers and the sharpest handicappers from the world of boxing.

British Junk Food: A User’s Guide

Amazing fact: The current commercial is about a busty MILF who lets her teenage son and his friends suckle on her teats. It got complaints.

The 10 Most Ridiculous 90s Hip Hop Album Covers In L. Ron Mexico’s CD Collection

That’s right, these are the College Boyz and they came to say / they rap hot rhymes like every day. The best thing about this album cover is not the flat tops, the denim shirts, or the guy wearing a high school track and field medal, it’s…

TOP 10 MOVIE/TV QUOTES WORTH LIVING BY

Take a seat. Wait your turn. Tell the nice lady thank you. Don’t drink and drive. Wear pants. We’ve built ourselves into a prison of written and unwritten rules.

ALEX’S TEN (PLUS ONE) BEST OF 2011

Muppets fucking rule.

ALEX’S TEN (PLUS ONE) BEST OF 2010

Zealots, Terrorists, Wookies, Revolutionaries, Thieves, Dylan Moran, and a Horse in a shower.

20 BEST FILMS OF THE DECADE: PART 2

Jim Carrey, French guys, Korean guys… who made the decade’s best film?

THE 10 MOST AWESOME 80s ACTION DEATHS

Impaled, eviscerated, immolated, defenestrated, dismembered, decapitated, fustigated, detonated … injected with sperm. We’re like Gilbert and Sullivan over here.

TOP 2 FILMS OF 2009

A tapestry of fatherhood, the broader patriarchy, the Germanic vs the Anglo, modernization and a fat, drunken Slav in a wetsuit.