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CALE’S 10 WORST FILMS OF 2008

Forget the grade school pageant acting, or the insidious Chick-fil-A propaganda…

By Matt Cale: January 2, 2009
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CALE’S 10 BEST FILMS OF 2007

Cale’s picks for ‘07.

By Matt Cale: January 1, 2008
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CALE’S 10 WORST FILMS OF 2007

Smug self-satisfaction has all but become our national language these days, so why not make yet another so-called independent release that traffics in little else?

By Matt Cale: December 23, 2007
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TOP 10 MOST RIDICULOUS WACKEN PICS 2007

For the love of Horgh, check out that tumbleweed!

By Mike von Hobart: August 21, 2007
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TOP 10 MOST RIDICULOUS BLACK METAL PICS OF ALL TIME

No doubt cursing Jesus for not giving him enough money to record a decent album.

By Mike von Hobart: June 9, 2007
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10 FILMS THAT RUINED THE WORLD

Matt Cale hates cinema.

By Matt Cale: March 9, 2007
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10 OF THE WORLD’S LEAST ENVIABLE CELEBS

Now that I’m badly incontinent, perhaps I should stop wearing spandex…

By Wax: February 28, 2007
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10 UGLIEST MEN IN HEAVY METAL HISTORY

This is one fucker who would surely fell the Kraken.

By Matt Cale: February 11, 2007
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10 WORST METAL ALBUMS OF THE 1980’s

It takes big, sweaty, vein-laden balls to release the most offensive cover song in the history of music, but here it is:

By Matt Cale: February 11, 2007
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THE IDIOTS OF THE POKER ROOM PART 1

The I-Pod, the concealing brim of a baseball cap, the obsidian shades: Blue Chip Phil is impossible to read. Just ask him. He is…

By Erich Schulte: February 9, 2007