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10 OF THE WORLD’S LEAST ENVIABLE CELEBS
Now that I’m badly incontinent, perhaps I should stop wearing spandex…
10 UGLIEST MEN IN HEAVY METAL HISTORY
This is one fucker who would surely fell the Kraken.
10 WORST METAL ALBUMS OF THE 1980′s
It takes big, sweaty, vein-laden balls to release the most offensive cover song in the history of music, but here it is:
THE IDIOTS OF THE POKER ROOM PART 1
The I-Pod, the concealing brim of a baseball cap, the obsidian shades: Blue Chip Phil is impossible to read. Just ask him. He is…
CALE’S 10 BEST FILMS OF 2006
For sheer entertainment value alone, this frenetic, balls-to-the-wall documentary is a supreme wonder…
TOP 10 WORST BLACK METAL RECORDS OF ALL TIME
The rest of the CD drags its ass around like a worm-ridden hyena on a hot afternoon.
TOP 8 MOST ESSENTIAL BLACK METAL RECORDS
Heaven Shall Burn is the pinnacle of black metal in many ways. This album is just simply fucking hellish.
CALE’S 10 WORST FILMS OF 2006
You spent $1.08 on a film that has as it’s very first image Larry the Cable Guy’s hairy ass crack?