Cale recounts another eventful year.

For sheer entertainment value alone, this frenetic, balls-to-the-wall documentary is a supreme wonder…

The rest of the CD drags its ass around like a worm-ridden hyena on a hot afternoon.

Heaven Shall Burn is the pinnacle of black metal in many ways. This album is just simply fucking hellish.

You spent $1.08 on a film that has as it’s very first image Larry the Cable Guy’s hairy ass crack?

Bath tubs, towels, and assorted bikinis.

During the Decade when Pussy was Free if you could Sweep Pick Power Chords, these Sad Fucks Drank Alone.

Doing heck of a job, Jonny

Don’t worry guys, a charismatic black dude wins 4 years from now.