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2006 – THE YEAR IN MOVIES

Cale recounts another eventful year.

By Matt Cale: January 23, 2007
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CALE’S 10 BEST FILMS OF 2006

For sheer entertainment value alone, this frenetic, balls-to-the-wall documentary is a supreme wonder…

By Matt Cale: January 21, 2007
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TOP 10 WORST BLACK METAL RECORDS OF ALL TIME

The rest of the CD drags its ass around like a worm-ridden hyena on a hot afternoon.

By Mike von Hobart: January 13, 2007
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TOP 8 MOST ESSENTIAL BLACK METAL RECORDS

Heaven Shall Burn is the pinnacle of black metal in many ways. This album is just simply fucking hellish.

By Mike von Hobart: January 13, 2007
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CALE’S 10 WORST FILMS OF 2006

You spent $1.08 on a film that has as it’s very first image Larry the Cable Guy’s hairy ass crack?

By Matt Cale: January 1, 2007
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TEN RICH, POWERFUL CELEBRITIES WE WOULDN’T TRADE PLACES WITH

Celebrity has beaten the shit out of any other quality to which a person might aspire in our society. You ...
By Wax: December 18, 2006
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10 WORST METAL ALBUMS OF THE 1980S

Bath tubs, towels, and assorted bikinis.

By Matt Cale: August 10, 2006
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TOP 10 UGLIEST MEN IN HEAVY METAL HISTORY

During the Decade when Pussy was Free if you could Sweep Pick Power Chords, these Sad Fucks Drank Alone.

By Matt Cale: July 26, 2006
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2005 YEAR END COCKSUCKERS

Doing heck of a job, Jonny

By Jonny Lieberman: June 27, 2006
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2004 COCKSUCKER OF THE YEAR

Don’t worry guys, a charismatic black dude wins 4 years from now.

By Jonny Lieberman: June 27, 2006