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TEN RICH, POWERFUL CELEBRITIES WE WOULDN’T TRADE PLACES WITH

Celebrity has beaten the shit out of any other quality to which a person might aspire in our society. You ...
By : December 18, 2006
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10 WORST METAL ALBUMS OF THE 1980S

Bath tubs, towels, and assorted bikinis.

By : August 10, 2006
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TOP 10 UGLIEST MEN IN HEAVY METAL HISTORY

During the Decade when Pussy was Free if you could Sweep Pick Power Chords, these Sad Fucks Drank Alone.

By : July 26, 2006
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2005 YEAR END COCKSUCKERS

Doing heck of a job, Jonny

By : June 27, 2006
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2004 COCKSUCKER OF THE YEAR

Don’t worry guys, a charismatic black dude wins 4 years from now.

By : June 27, 2006
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TOP 10 MOST RIDICULOUS BLACK METAL PICS OF ALL TIME

How Mike got it down to just 10, we will never know

By : June 27, 2006
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THE OTHER TOP 10 MOST RIDICULOUS BLACK METAL PICS OF ALL TIME

2005 Edition How Mike Got It Down To Just 10 (Again) We Will Never Know #10 Dani Filth Weighing ...
By : June 27, 2006
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A YEAR OF SCOUNDRELS

I like how the Republicans are out of power.

By : June 27, 2006
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DENVER FILM FESTIVAL 2005

Oft-told tale of some reservation-bound, drunken redskin trying to outrun the cops.

By : March 23, 2006
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10 TOTALLY INDEFENSIBLE TELEVISION SHOWS WE LOVE

For some reason that eludes me to this day, I remember most of the shows in their entirety.

By : March 7, 2006