Bath tubs, towels, and assorted bikinis.

During the Decade when Pussy was Free if you could Sweep Pick Power Chords, these Sad Fucks Drank Alone.

Doing heck of a job, Jonny

Don’t worry guys, a charismatic black dude wins 4 years from now.

How Mike got it down to just 10, we will never know

I like how the Republicans are out of power.

Oft-told tale of some reservation-bound, drunken redskin trying to outrun the cops.

For some reason that eludes me to this day, I remember most of the shows in their entirety.