I defy anyone to name something that this man could do to change himself for the worse.

For some reason, the only sports books I can read are on baseball…

Too cowardly to speak for himself, he used other prominent figures to spread lies, gossip, and hateful prose to a gullible public.

The Dark Gospel According To Matt Cale

Within five minutes of this festering sore of a movie, I knew it would be the worst experience at a theater all year.

Oh yeah.

Matt Cale is an active reader.

And so we beat on.

Why only five, you ask? I figured you’d see “book” and run screaming for your X-box, and alas, there’s not a graphic novel to be found.

Matt Cale on the year in movies.