Category: Features
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America’s Next Top Nazi
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Read more: America’s Next Top NaziWho will be elevated from obscurity and failure and be declared… America’s Next Top Nazi?
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Holiday in Handcuffs (2007)
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Read more: Holiday in Handcuffs (2007)Holiday in Handcuffs (2007) is obviously a Christmas movie. As you can readily see, I am running out of good Christmas Season movies to review. I have already reviewed the great classics like Alastair Sim’s version of A Christmas Carol, wonderful camp low-budget movies like A Cadaver Christmas, and steaming piles of feces like Elf.…
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Arrival
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Read more: ArrivalI guess that I was supposed to like this movie. I mean, really, it gets 8.1 at IMDB and almost unanimous acclaim from the critics. According to these critics, this movie is as much of a sure bet as Hillary Clinton’s election, but something happened on the way to the viewing and the exit. It…
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The ABCs of Global Warming: Donald Trump Edition
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Read more: The ABCs of Global Warming: Donald Trump EditionAdiabatic Lapse Rate– This is basically the impact that the change in atmospheric pressure has with altitude on a parcel of air. These rates are distinguished by wet/dry and involve transfer of heat by induction. Wait! Are you kidding me? We have Saudi Clerics preaching in 2015 that the sun revolves around the earth.…
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The Race And Class Election Puzzle, Solved By A Guy Who Loves Seagal Movies.
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Read more: The Race And Class Election Puzzle, Solved By A Guy Who Loves Seagal Movies.Maybe I’m an idiot. I lost thousands betting against Trump and I’ve seen Marked For Death at least 20 times. But…
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Elf
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Read more: ElfI know that it is hard to believe, but it is almost that time of the year again. Since next Tuesday’s election results just might kill me, I thought I would get an early start, and why not? Although I wrote my first Christmas Review for Ruthless in 2006, I did not start writing reviews…
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10 Biggest Pricks in American Political History
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Read more: 10 Biggest Pricks in American Political HistoryHe conducted meetings from the shitter, slept with more women than JFK, Harding, and Clinton combined, and…
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The Accountant
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Read more: The AccountantThe Accountant, in spite of its many negative reviews, convoluted backstories, and confusing flashbacks, is one of this year’s best movies. This movie will be predictably and understandably underappreciated because it is difficult to embrace a Superhero movie where the central character is an autistic accountant. Somehow, though, it all works, and the result is…
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Deepwater Horizon
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Read more: Deepwater HorizonAlthough we didn’t get a lot of details other than the continuous reference to the concrete tests, it was readily apparent that there was deepening tension and disdain between those responsible for the safety and productivity of the oil rig, and those company men who only wanted to get things back on schedule. Never since…
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Sully
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Read more: SullySully, the latest masterpiece from Clint Eastwood, was a near perfect film. Even though everyone in the audience already knew the outcome, most viewers were still riveted in their seats, mesmerized by what they were seeing on the screen. Tom Hanks was magnificent as Sully, perfectly reflecting his courage, quiet confidence, compassion, and his agonizing…