LET THEM EAT JELLY BEANS

Let His Own Words Indict Him — The Real Ronald Reagan Hagiography Main Entry: ha·gi·og·ra·phy Pronunciation: -gE-‘ä-gr&-fE, -jE- Function: noun 1 : biography of saints or venerated persons 2 : idealizing or idolizing biography “Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do.” — 1981 “A tree is a tree. How many more do you have to […]

CALE’S SUMMER RAGE

Still, in this June of a depressing election year, there are several issues that require your attention,

MARLON BRANDO: 1924-2004

“Hollywood is ruled by fear and love of money. But it can’t rule me because I’m not afraid of anything and I don’t love money.”

5 GREAT BOOKS ABOUT MOVIES

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GLADIATOR

I got so carried away with the ridiculousness of Gladiator winning the Academy Award that I forgot how good it really is.

5 BEST BOOKS OF 2005

Why only five, you ask? I figured you’d see “book” and run screaming for your X-box, and alas, there’s not a graphic novel to be found.

AUGUST 2004 COCKSUCKER OF THE MONTH

The Cocksucker of the Month for August can only be Kansas’ Senator Sam Brownback.

SCHULTZ’S IDEAL WORLD

Tokyo Damage Report!

ASIAN AMERICAN FEMALES

I defy anyone to find me even ONE instance of an Asian-american woman expressing even a SHRED of gratitude…

CLEAN FLICKS FOR EMPTY HEADS

Those pesky, fucked up Christians are at it again. Not satisfied with attempting to force their gutter religion down the throats of thinking people everywhere…