CALE’S 10 WORST FILMS OF 2004

Zach Braff’s stupefying swill pissed me off more than any theatrical experience all year, so it firmly holds the top spot.

CALE’S 10 BEST FILMS OF 2004

Matt Cale on the year in movies.

CALE’S 10 WORST FILMS OF 2005

Within five minutes of this festering sore of a movie, I knew it would be the worst experience at a theater all year.

CALE’S 10 BEST FILMS OF 2005

Oh yeah.

BIBLE UP YOUR ASS – FUCK ROY MOORE

Our idiot media, in its laughable attempts to be “fair and balanced,” provide no actual criticism of acts like this…

LET THEM EAT JELLY BEANS

Let His Own Words Indict Him — The Real Ronald Reagan Hagiography Main Entry: ha·gi·og·ra·phy Pronunciation: -gE-‘ä-gr&-fE, -jE- Function: noun 1 : biography of saints or venerated persons 2 : idealizing or idolizing biography “Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do.” — 1981 “A tree is a tree. How many more do you have to […]

CALE’S SUMMER RAGE

Still, in this June of a depressing election year, there are several issues that require your attention,

MARLON BRANDO: 1924-2004

“Hollywood is ruled by fear and love of money. But it can’t rule me because I’m not afraid of anything and I don’t love money.”

5 GREAT BOOKS ABOUT MOVIES

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GLADIATOR

I got so carried away with the ridiculousness of Gladiator winning the Academy Award that I forgot how good it really is.