And Most Other Chain Restaurants, Really
KILL PAT ROBERTSON
March 7, 2006 by
I want Pat Robertson dead. Not merely “dead,” however, but pulled from his bed, shaved from head to toe, dipped in boiling water to loosen the flesh, beaten about the face and neck with a…
RAPING NUNS IS ART
March 7, 2006 by
There is no such thing, legally or philosophically, as obscenity. There are no “prurient interests” or “community standards.”
THE YOUTH VOTE
March 7, 2006 by
Instead, I had to argue with fellow liberals that yes, it is preferable that we elect Ken Salazar to the Senate rather than grandson-of-a-Nazi Pete Coors…
THE FREAK KINGDOM’S THANK YOU LETTER
March 7, 2006 by
Thanks and congratulations. Seriously, way to fucking go.
MR B’S TOP 20 METAL
March 7, 2006 by
Basically you were nothing in the Metal world until you’d played the Hammy Odeon.
JANET’S FREEDOM HATING FILTHY FUCKING TITTY
March 7, 2006 by
Crack a beer and watch as America gets dumber and dumber and dumber and…
