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ARIEL SHARON GOES 100% APESHIT

March 7, 2006 by

In a June 26 speech today, given at the Knesset, Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon had this to say:
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SCHULTZ’S GUIDE TO ENJOYING SAN FRANCISCO

March 7, 2006 by

Enjoying San Fran is pretty simple. Just get out of the city.

BAY AREA BIKERS ARE FUCKING ASSHOLES

March 7, 2006 by

ALL OF THEM.YES, YOU TOO. . .. . . ASSHOLE!!!!!!

SPREAD YOUR CHEEKS, SOLDIER

March 7, 2006 by

PRISONER ABUSE = HOT

ASS FUCKING IS LOVE

March 7, 2006 by

In Defense of Marriage

AMERICAN TOURISTS SUCK

March 7, 2006 by

I can guarantee that the person seated at the next restaurant table doesn’t really want to listen your banal drawl throughout the course of their meal.

FUCK THE AMERICAN MEDIA

March 7, 2006 by

In the ass.

FUCK VICE

March 7, 2006 by

Basically there is no difference between Vice readers and high-powered day-traders besides the degree of pretension.

THE BIGGEST LIE OF THEM ALL

March 7, 2006 by

Will These Fuckers Ever Stop?

SEPTEMBER 2004 COCKSUCKER OF THE MONTH

March 7, 2006 by

In a better world, this month’s Cocksucker would need no introduction.