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FUCK MOUNTAIN CLIMBERS
They are a force more vile than Al Qaeda. In their pursuit of glory, purpose, and might, they cost our nation…
IDIOTS OF THE POKER ROOM PART 2
The strongest homosexual impulses of my life have come with surging desires to rape him just to put him in his place.
10 UGLIEST MEN IN HEAVY METAL HISTORY
This is one fucker who would surely fell the Kraken.
10 WORST METAL ALBUMS OF THE 1980′s
It takes big, sweaty, vein-laden balls to release the most offensive cover song in the history of music, but here it is:
FUCK LIBERAL VAGINAS
A huge part of the reason the Right has risen to dominance in American politics is their successful campaign to portray liberals as wimps…
THE IDIOTS OF THE POKER ROOM PART 1
The I-Pod, the concealing brim of a baseball cap, the obsidian shades: Blue Chip Phil is impossible to read. Just ask him. He is…
CALE’S 10 BEST FILMS OF 2006
For sheer entertainment value alone, this frenetic, balls-to-the-wall documentary is a supreme wonder…
BEING A DOCTOR IN RURAL AFRICA
Rural Kenya in winter is colder than one would expect, even when you are from Wisconsin.
TOP 10 WORST BLACK METAL RECORDS OF ALL TIME
The rest of the CD drags its ass around like a worm-ridden hyena on a hot afternoon.
