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FUCK MOUNTAIN CLIMBERS

They are a force more vile than Al Qaeda. In their pursuit of glory, purpose, and might, they cost our nation…

By : February 21, 2007
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IDIOTS OF THE POKER ROOM PART 2

The strongest homosexual impulses of my life have come with surging desires to rape him just to put him in his place.

By : February 16, 2007
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10 UGLIEST MEN IN HEAVY METAL HISTORY

This is one fucker who would surely fell the Kraken.

By : February 11, 2007
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10 WORST METAL ALBUMS OF THE 1980′s

It takes big, sweaty, vein-laden balls to release the most offensive cover song in the history of music, but here it is:

By : February 11, 2007
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FUCK LIBERAL VAGINAS

A huge part of the reason the Right has risen to dominance in American politics is their successful campaign to portray liberals as wimps…

By : February 9, 2007
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THE IDIOTS OF THE POKER ROOM PART 1

The I-Pod, the concealing brim of a baseball cap, the obsidian shades: Blue Chip Phil is impossible to read. Just ask him. He is…

By : February 9, 2007
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2006 – THE YEAR IN MOVIES

Cale recounts another eventful year.

By : January 23, 2007
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CALE’S 10 BEST FILMS OF 2006

For sheer entertainment value alone, this frenetic, balls-to-the-wall documentary is a supreme wonder…

By : January 21, 2007
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BEING A DOCTOR IN RURAL AFRICA

Rural Kenya in winter is colder than one would expect, even when you are from Wisconsin.

By : January 19, 2007
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TOP 10 WORST BLACK METAL RECORDS OF ALL TIME

The rest of the CD drags its ass around like a worm-ridden hyena on a hot afternoon.

By : January 13, 2007