Category: Features
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The ABCs of Breakups
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Read more: The ABCs of BreakupsSex Memories: The only worthwhile wreckage from a dramatic split are those moments, etched in your gray matter, of tangled limbs, colliding…
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The ABCs of BBQ-Smoking the Meat Edition
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Read more: The ABCs of BBQ-Smoking the Meat EditionSalvations 1:1 Verily,verily I say unto thee, an open flame shall not touch thy cooking flesh or thine days will be numbered before you are cast into the lake of ire. Goatesians 1:2-4 The only way to the BBQ is with the meat. It is blasphemous and very naughty in my wholly site for thou…
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The 7 Types of Addicts You Meet Working in a Pharmacy
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Read more: The 7 Types of Addicts You Meet Working in a PharmacyI Spilled My Meds Down the Sink (odd how this never happens with antibiotics), My Meds Got Stolen, You Must Have Miscounted,
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The Lost Weekend
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Read more: The Lost WeekendThe Wet House provides a judgment-free atmosphere for drunks, but there was no such thing in the world of this ground-breaking movie that was made in 1945.
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Junebug (2005)
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Read more: Junebug (2005)Matt’s favorite film… “She tries to scream, but the horse testicles shoved in her mouth reduce her cries to muffled tears.”
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Forrest Gump: The Movie We Love (To Loathe)
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Read more: Forrest Gump: The Movie We Love (To Loathe)There is one movie that has upset me so deeply that I cannot help but write a rant about it. For years this film has been praised and lauded ad nauseum, and I’m sick of it.
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A Retrospective of Scarlett Johansson’s Iconic Roles and Impact on Cinema
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Read more: A Retrospective of Scarlett Johansson’s Iconic Roles and Impact on CinemaIn the annals of modern cinema, few actors have carved a path quite like Scarlett Johansson. With an innate ability to inhabit characters that span the entire emotional spectrum, she has continuously redefined the boundaries of her craft, captivating audiences worldwide with her nuanced portrayals and unwavering commitment to artistic integrity. Early Career and Breakthrough…
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Indiana Jones: Bullwhip for the White American Male
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Read more: Indiana Jones: Bullwhip for the White American MaleAmerican heroes, past and present, are usually defined by their rugged, can-do spirit; a reluctance to play the champion, sure, but once engaged, feisty, never-say-die creatures of indomitable certainty
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What’s The Deal With Women In Horror Movies?
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Read more: What’s The Deal With Women In Horror Movies?I thought of three primary reasons we like to watch girls chased around by maniacs.
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The ABCs of Hard Drugs
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Read more: The ABCs of Hard DrugsYou’ve stolen cars and held pistols to heads but now you’re groveling to an abusive counselor regarding a sleeve of Fig Newtons…